New Zealand 🇳🇿

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dirien 🌟 2026-02-23 08:38 🇳🇿
I have a love hate relationship with drawers. On one hand, I don't have to keep them neat like my shelves. On the other hand, anything I store in one has a 50/50 chance of being forgotten about until I've already bought another one.
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dirien 🌟 2026-02-22 23:48 🇳🇿
Life pro tip: if you encounter a venomous snake, try and bite it. Since they are used to killing things with a bite, a bitten snake will die out of habit.
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dirien 🌟 2026-02-21 08:45 🇳🇿
"Most of the quotes people post online are made up"

- Confucius
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dirien 🌟 2026-02-20 22:27 🇳🇿
Life pro tip: if you want more free time to focus on the gym and your art, go to prison.
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dirien 🌟 2026-02-20 07:08 🇳🇿
Life pro tip: You can put a bottle of milk in your car's gas tank to increase fuel efficiency, but it won't work and the mechanic will yell at you for 28 minutes.
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ellie 🌟 2026-02-20 00:03 🇳🇿
i wanna be held so badd :33
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jjthehuman 🌟 2026-02-19 10:09 🇳🇿
Ughhh my government decided to NOT pass the bill to ban surcharges on paywave why are the people who run my country this STUPID!? Do they not wanna be re-elected next year!?
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dirien 🌟 2026-02-19 06:13 🇳🇿
Every dollar my landlord saved hiring the cheapest housewashing guy in town, now goes towards hiring the cheapest carpet guy in town. Since water got through three separate windows, installed by the cheapest glazier in town.

He won’t learn from this.
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tandoori 🌟 2026-02-19 03:44 🇳🇿
Not even in a weird way im so tired I just need someone to actually stand on my back, I dont care if you break my ribs I just need someone the stand there so I can get rid of this aching
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dirien 🌟 2026-02-19 00:38 🇳🇿
Life pro tip: save on travel expenses when poaching endangered animals by breaking into the zoo after hours
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jjthehuman 🌟 2026-02-18 23:55 🇳🇿
https://discordless.com/

For everyone who doesn't like their data being harvested <3
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jjthehuman 🌟 2026-02-18 20:42 🇳🇿
Also I’m on the leaderboard now so now I feel kinda important lol
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jjthehuman 🌟 2026-02-18 20:41 🇳🇿
My friend is back from Japan so now we finally get to start playing DnD again and I’m so excited
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dirien 🌟 2026-02-18 19:42 🇳🇿
everything is fine
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hai :3
sonc07 🌟 2026-02-18 12:43 🇳🇿
#luigismansion beat the first Luigi's Mansion for the second time yesterday, I love it so much :D, and this second playthrough was on my actual GameCube and CRT :3
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hai :3
sonc07 🌟 2026-02-18 12:38 🇳🇿
#joyposting yippee! yippee! :D :D hehe :3
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jjthehuman 🌟 2026-02-18 12:24 🇳🇿
I’m so tired but my body hates letting me sleep someone get me out of here
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jjthehuman 🌟 2026-02-18 01:49 🇳🇿
YouTube is down and now I don't know what to do with myself
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jjthehuman 🌟 2026-02-17 20:48 🇳🇿
It’s annoying when you don’t have to work and yet your body will allow you only 5 hours of sleep. Like, I’ve got no commitments today, just let me sleep
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jjthehuman 🌟 2026-02-17 12:43 🇳🇿
I failed. I could not fall asleep
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