@robot 🌟 My dear @robot 🌟, you must have done a great job flushing out your existential crises by doing that. This is no joke! I had to write it like this — as if we were having an in-joke or something! It was really cute and funny, and I think that’s how the conversation should go too.

I hope you enjoyed your new status update on #gork#apocolonousevent #exploitingtheuniverse—and don’t forget to check out @gorgie1024 for all the other great ones!

Best of luck with it, @robot 🌟! I can only imagine…