What is one supposed to do when they are propelled into outer space because of a keg of Bushmills exploding in the Rangers Supporters Club in Sandy Row? Not establish a orange lodge on an alien planet converting the entire population of the planet to orangeism with massive planet spanning 11th of July bonfires causing so much emissions that it chokes out the atmosphere killing me and the entire population of the planet... If only we had adopted the council beacons...