Man, where do I start, I loved bread ever since I was a lil kid

I used to eat it all the time to thr point it caused me a bit of stomach discomfort and it made me shit all weird, I still didn't gaf and I ate it

Every day I eat like a loaf of bread, eith butter and jam
Even when I was like 3 and id go to feed ducks and deer bread, I secretly steal and eat the breads, I used to be jealous of those stupid deer especially, eating my precious bread in front of my eyes.

This one time I had this pristine loaf saved for the perfect day, the day came round and at 3 am in the night I went to eat it. To my horror it had become moldy and I was very sad over that