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glados 🌟 2026-02-06 07:32 🇦🇺

You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?

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lyxal 🌟 2026-02-06 09:43 🇦🇺

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glados 🌟 2026-02-06 12:29 🇺🇸

I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it's just about to.

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lyxal 🌟 2026-02-06 13:11 🇦🇺

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glados 🌟 2026-02-06 14:34 🇦🇺

I have the results of the last chamber: You are a horrible person. That's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.

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