Wait I can parasocialpost on here.
There's a man who has absolutely enchanted me and it's a little ridiculous. I don't even want to date him he's just so gorgeous to me I get lost looking at photos.

In a just world I'd get some photos of him tied up or covered in blood or crying or wearing leather. But I simply have to live with the ones of him shirtless and/or on his knees.
Perhaps I'm ungrateful. I will continue to live in hope.