status update: hades herself is currently dragging me back into hell by my ankles because i just put in my "what-if" grades for if i don't do the rest of the work for this stupid fuckin class (which i did not do before because my prof doesn't POST all the ASSIGNMENTS until the DAY BEFORE THEY'RE DUE) and i have to do like SEVEN MORE ASSIGNMENTS by NEXT WEEK to get a B so now it's time to venture back up through seven more circles dante-style #ventposting