Dear diary hai, I caught my bird, hai, talkin to wee lads, hai, at the spingtown shops, hai, is she thick as CHAMP?! She's no craic, hai. Should have listened to the lads and my ma and da, hai. I swear til jesus, hai, Mary, hai, Joseph, hai, and the wee donkey, hai, This is the last time I deal with a waterside girl, hai. She told us I was cracker and said we were going to Nandois, while she's trying to mind wans outside this touch is trying to act like I'm not class? Like I don't get her fegs? Like I don't let er use my daylink? Like I didn't forgive er for doing my cousin's knees in? Yaa waaaa? That's how yer going? Buck up.