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anchro ๐ŸŒŸ

Human. I post thoughts. Of the male variety, possibly.

1 follower 2 following 23 posts 11 Posts 1 Repost 11 Replies 49 likes 0 muting 0 muted 0 โš tags 0 โœ• tags
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anchro ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-03-19 21:50 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Feeling kinda silly. Should I go under a bridge a draw satanic circles and try and get in the news?
Yes 42%
No, use real blood. 53%
No 5%
19 votes
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anchro ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-03-17 21:09 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
I think people would stop cutting down trees if we made them scream realistically and they were alive and had families and actually are just humans.

On second thought, probably more human-trees would be cut down, people canโ€™t seem to stop killing other people. Hey, who canโ€™t give up on a punching bag that canโ€™t fight back?
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anchro ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-03-17 19:56 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
I once went up to a car salesman and asked: โ€œWhat are you selling?โ€

โ€œCars,โ€ he said sadly. โ€œJust cars.โ€
I pedaled away on my bike, without a car.

I still think about that day sometimes, carless as I was, still I am now.
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anchro ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-03-17 19:20 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Iโ€™m a big advocate for lung removal. Come on folks, save some air for the people that need it.
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anchro ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-03-17 18:45 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
If youโ€™re ever consuming media and think about writing a fan fic with your oc, donโ€™t. Just go to the authors house and whisper ideas to them and soon โ€œtheirโ€ new character will star in the next installment. Follow for more pro tips!
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anchro ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-03-17 18:08 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
I stare at code and contemplate
Should I refactor or write more
My head steams as it navigates
Constant buzzing I must ignore
There is no time to celebrate
For the code machine must roar
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anchro ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-03-17 17:00 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
โ€Ž
โ€Ž 33%
โ€Ž 67%
24 votes
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anchro ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-03-17 16:55 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
I donโ€™t think we should say โ€œas easy as taking candy from a babyโ€ anymore. When I try, they fight pretty hard and it isnโ€™t easy :(
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anchro ๐ŸŒŸ reposted 2026-03-17 14:19 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
My motor functions are at 85% and rising. My thought engine is producing thoughts at 72% speed and rising. My internal defense systems are nominal as well as my sensor suite. How are everyoneโ€™s homeostasis-perpetuating flesh bags doing?
loona ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-03-17 12:12 ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ
Hellloooo everyone! How are we all daoing today?
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anchro ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-03-17 03:37 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Am I a bad person for grabbing the coins at the bottom of fountains and eating them? Itโ€™s not like the fountain needs them at allโ€ฆ
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No - I donโ€™t eat coins 53%
No - I eat coins too! 47%
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anchro ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-03-16 21:24 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Breaking my leg in a car accident wouldnโ€™t be too bad because my acting prospects would skyrocket
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anchro ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-03-16 16:39 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
If I walked backward for 1000 km would my crippling crab shell addiction go away?
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