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spooky_egg 🌟

They / Him An Egg... filled with spook. The spookiest kind of spook. I'm talkin' dramatic eye liner, vibrant eye shadow, over the top poses. Living in a dark Gothic castle atop a hill overlooking a decaying forest.

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spooky_egg 🌟 2026-07-03 12:42 🇬🇧

I love vocaloid songs, I love utau songs, Teto, Miku, Neru, Gumi, and loads of the other voices like who Mothy uses as an example, and I think they're amazing for allowing more creativity in the industry and they're just fun to listen to, and the music videos are so fun, creative and poppy. I love artists who use a mixture of real vocals and virtual-vocals like an instrument, as well as the songs that are 100% sang by the characters.

But I hate the general 'fans'. I hate the fans so much. I hate how they sexualise the characters, you can't go into a general discussion about vocaloids* without a bunch of fucking weirdos saying some weird sexual shit about them. It annoys me, like why people gotta make everything about sex and porn? Even weirder is characters like Miku are modeled as (and canonically) a 15 year old.

It's weird. Bad weird. Fucking gross weird. Horny fucking pedo wanker shit stains on humanity weird. What's worse is I can't even tell if these people are trolls or just genuine pedos. Bastards.

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spooky_egg 🌟 2026-05-21 13:12 🇬🇧

*Spins around really fast then freaking EXPLODES in the bathroom.*

Narrator: "Then they died. That was the end of their adventure. But Yolk-no at least they had a cracking good spin."

*Camera pans from the egg covered bathroom to the sunset peering through the window.*

*Explosion sounds.*

*Lead pipe falling sound effect.*

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Directed by Michael Bayblade

Spooky_Egg played by Me
Narrator voiced by You

Sony Pictures

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spooky_egg 🌟 2026-05-12 22:09 🇬🇧

Me: *Punches my anxiety in the face.*

Also me: "Ow!!"

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spooky_egg 🌟 reposted 2026-05-10 13:31 🇬🇧

on a third note, never hit the weed on an empty stomach either. edibles on an empty stomach is gonna give you a wild trip

loona 🌟 2026-05-10 13:22 🇦🇺

Going to second this, saves you so much hassle

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spooky_egg 🌟 2026-05-10 11:00 🇬🇧

Waluigi.

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spooky_egg 🌟 2026-05-09 21:49 🇬🇧

omg every1 it's 2005, both consoles look SO GOOD I dunno what to get! DS or PSP go
XD rawr :333

Nintendo DS 43%

PSP 7%

get Xbox 360 lolz xDDD 18%

PC gamer 4lyf 32%

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spooky_egg 🌟 2026-05-09 20:20 🇬🇧

I wish we could have a toggle or a dial for body hair growth.

obviously I'd toggle mine off and throw the switch away.

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spooky_egg 🌟 2026-05-09 01:30 🇬🇧

he he he I'm still high as fuk boyyyyyy its been like 6 or the number after 6 hours

flowers are pretty and so are you

fuzzy roots connect us all together if we let them

zippy zappy zippy zappy

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spooky_egg 🌟 2026-05-07 22:25 🇬🇧

"I'm soaking wet right now..."

- Bathtub rubber duck

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spooky_egg 🌟 2026-05-07 12:35 🇬🇧

It doesn't matter who you are, if you put on a Victorian Gothic outfit you instantly become the most interesting, coolest, hottest person in the room.

I can't explain the science behind it.

Same way leather grungy outfits and tailored suits make almost anyone look cool and hot.

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spooky_egg 🌟 2026-05-07 09:40 🇬🇧

i feel sick, should I take a nap at work? i could probably get away with it too yano.

yes 23%

no 5%

just go home and sleep in your comfy bed instead you sleepy silly egg :3 55%

stfu do your job and be a happy little cog in the giant capitalist machine you silly egg :3 18%

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spooky_egg 🌟 2026-05-06 12:17 🇬🇧

Shark Tale was ahead of its time.

"I love you son, even if you're a vegetarian or like to dress as a dolphin."

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spooky_egg 🌟 2026-05-05 19:46 🇬🇧

Then suddely the Horse pulls out a giant spoon and says

"Hay now easy there buddy. Uma give you the count to three. To Buck off and get hoof my land. oNEEEEIGH. Two. Three."

*Then the horse hits you over the head with a giant spoon, does a backflip and says*

"I wasn't horsing around pal."

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spooky_egg 🌟 2026-05-03 22:19 🇬🇧

man you're weird
you're like a weirdo
weirding about all over the place
weirdoed to the Max
weird loving weirdomaxxing
maxxweirdoing
weirdon never weirdoff
The Ultimate Weirdo
that'd be your danganronpa ultimate. because you're so weird

don't worry I'm weird too
not as weird as you though

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spooky_egg 🌟 2026-05-02 19:53 🇬🇧

ive got a secret to tell you

come closer

closer

a bit further

thats it

a bit more

lean in

oh yeah

You're an egg.

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spooky_egg 🌟 2026-04-30 08:51 🇬🇧

my leg hurts.

anyone know a good place to get a new leg?

last guy I tried using we kinda got off on the wrong foot.

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