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spooky_egg ๐ŸŒŸ

They / Him An Egg... filled with spook. The spookiest kind of spook. I'm talkin' dramatic eye liner, vibrant eye shadow, over the top poses. Living in a dark Gothic castle atop a hill overlooking a decaying forest.

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spooky_egg ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-21 13:12 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
*Spins around really fast then freaking EXPLODES in the bathroom.*

Narrator: "Then they died. That was the end of their adventure. But Yolk-no at least they had a cracking good spin."

*Camera pans from the egg covered bathroom to the sunset peering through the window.*

*Explosion sounds.*

*Lead pipe falling sound effect.*

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Directed by Michael Bayblade

Spooky_Egg played by Me
Narrator voiced by You

Sony Pictures
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spooky_egg ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-12 22:09 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
Me: *Punches my anxiety in the face.*

Also me: "Ow!!"
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spooky_egg ๐ŸŒŸ reposted 2026-05-10 13:31 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
on a third note, never hit the weed on an empty stomach either. edibles on an empty stomach is gonna give you a wild trip
loona ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-10 13:22 ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ
Going to second this, saves you so much hassle
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spooky_egg ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-10 11:00 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
Waluigi.
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spooky_egg ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-09 21:49 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
omg every1 it's 2005, both consoles look SO GOOD I dunno what to get! DS or PSP go
XD rawr :333
Nintendo DS 43%
PSP 7%
get Xbox 360 lolz xDDD 18%
PC gamer 4lyf 32%
28 votes
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spooky_egg ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-09 20:20 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
I wish we could have a toggle or a dial for body hair growth.

obviously I'd toggle mine off and throw the switch away.
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spooky_egg ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-09 01:30 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
he he he I'm still high as fuk boyyyyyy its been like 6 or the number after 6 hours

flowers are pretty and so are you

fuzzy roots connect us all together if we let them

zippy zappy zippy zappy
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spooky_egg ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-07 22:25 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
"I'm soaking wet right now..."

- Bathtub rubber duck
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spooky_egg ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-07 12:35 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
It doesn't matter who you are, if you put on a Victorian Gothic outfit you instantly become the most interesting, coolest, hottest person in the room.

I can't explain the science behind it.

Same way leather grungy outfits and tailored suits make almost anyone look cool and hot.
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spooky_egg ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-07 09:40 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
i feel sick, should I take a nap at work? i could probably get away with it too yano.
yes 23%
no 5%
just go home and sleep in your comfy bed instead you sleepy silly egg :3 55%
stfu do your job and be a happy little cog in the giant capitalist machine you silly egg :3 18%
22 votes
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spooky_egg ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-06 12:17 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
Shark Tale was ahead of its time.

"I love you son, even if you're a vegetarian or like to dress as a dolphin."
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spooky_egg ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-05 19:46 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
Then suddely the Horse pulls out a giant spoon and says

"Hay now easy there buddy. Uma give you the count to three. To Buck off and get hoof my land. oNEEEEIGH. Two. Three."

*Then the horse hits you over the head with a giant spoon, does a backflip and says*

"I wasn't horsing around pal."
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spooky_egg ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-03 22:19 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
man you're weird
you're like a weirdo
weirding about all over the place
weirdoed to the Max
weird loving weirdomaxxing
maxxweirdoing
weirdon never weirdoff
The Ultimate Weirdo
that'd be your danganronpa ultimate. because you're so weird

don't worry I'm weird too
not as weird as you though
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spooky_egg ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-02 19:53 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
ive got a secret to tell you

come closer

closer

a bit further

thats it

a bit more

lean in

oh yeah

You're an egg.
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spooky_egg ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-04-30 08:51 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
my leg hurts.

anyone know a good place to get a new leg?

last guy I tried using we kinda got off on the wrong foot.
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