#geometrydash

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bzuki 🌟 2026-05-20 08:40 🇰🇿

how to larp in #geometrydash
(working 2026)
1. say that a specific gamemode is bad because you have a skill issue
2. say that you are [gamemode] carried
3. post 800 unfunny comments in the comment section of a larriusdarius video
4. glaze the top 5 demonlist levels and 2 other levels from sn0uk

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bzuki 🌟 2026-05-19 03:32 🇰🇿

my heart rate when i realize that i'm going from 0 and not doing a startpos run: #geometrydash
❤ 68
❤ 65
❤ 99
❤ 159
❤ 366
❤ 1829
❤ 1.483e+04
☠
☠
☠

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bzuki 🌟 reposted 2026-05-18 07:40 🇰🇿

extreme(as in difficulty) is only better when it's #geometrydash

14hidden271blade88 🌟 2026-05-18 03:11 🇬🇧

I love extremism, everything is better extreme. Even love should be extreme, true love is all consuming and obsessive

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bzuki 🌟 2026-05-17 07:14 🇰🇿

the #geometrydash glaze will soon come to a halt due to the situation unfolding at an exponential rate

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bzuki 🌟 2026-05-16 05:32 🇰🇿

fun fact about #geometrydash
Khorne[Extreme Demon 10⭐] has the most objects out of any rated level. it has over a million objects and takes up 1.2 gigabytes of memory upon loading. it also crashes on low-end mobile devices

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bzuki 🌟 2026-05-15 04:11 🇰🇿

bruh my parents tried waking me up with #geometrydash JUST LET ME SLEEP GOD DAMN IT

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bzuki 🌟 2026-05-13 04:54 🇰🇿

yo bro i completed tidal wave
the tidal wave he completed:
Tidal Wave
by Sink
Easy [2⭐]
#geometrydash

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bzuki 🌟 2026-05-12 08:19 🇰🇿

zoink: "it's called balancing"
a few moments later:
pushes a "top 25" level into top 5
#geometrydash

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bzuki 🌟 2026-05-11 11:58 🇰🇿

new best method for practice #geometrydash
use timewarp + startpos
start at 0.5x speed and increment it by +0.05x until you get to 1x speed
use this especially for high CPS sections

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bzuki 🌟 2026-05-10 07:05 🇰🇿

today's highlight of #geometrydash
bloodbath but if i die i get skinned alive

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bzuki 🌟 2026-05-09 12:04 🇰🇿

average jonathanGD level: #geometrydash
"dual gamemode is the best gamemode"
*codependence gameplay*
XL 7 minutes 18 seconds
ridiculous nerve control at the end of the level

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bzuki 🌟 2026-05-07 13:32 🇰🇿

in #geometrydash news...
doggie got 84% on grief, he better hurry up if he wants grief to be top 1
zoink after just 2 streams got 32% on heliopolis
npesta's 260 pros vs heliopolis competition has ended with 3 people taking first place

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bzuki 🌟 2026-05-06 02:54 🇰🇿

fun fact about #geometrydash
there was once a secret way in deadlocked that allowed you to skip the 3x speed portal by clicking the last green orb before the wave very late, making the section extremely easy. you can also be a cube in the wave part, making it basically auto. you are able to continue as normally afterwards. this was very quickly patched and neither of those secret ways work now

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bzuki 🌟 2026-05-04 06:22 🇰🇿

fun fact about #geometrydash
for a brief amount of time, the original and second thinking space were on the opposite ends of the demonlist

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bzuki 🌟 2026-05-03 11:35 🇰🇿

time traveller *kicks a rock* the timeline: #geometrydash
"The SpaceUK Cheating Allegations Are Not True..."
"Stereo Madness [Extreme Demon 10⭐]"
"Bloodbath [Hard 4⭐]"
"i'm glad that kid fucking lived"

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bzuki 🌟 2026-05-02 07:47 🇰🇿

using all #geometrydash subzero and meltdown level names in a made up story:
i saw a button, it said press start. once it began, there was an obstacle. it was so strong that it could 'nock em out, and the operator of the game started doing a power trip, making me "pass out". i woke up seemingly out in the middle of the seven seas, but it turned out to be a screen. i came back a few days later to that same place, and suddenly it was a viking arena. 10 minutes later, a show began and there were 100 airborne robots fighting, with upbeat music. the person who created the winning robot was awarded $10,750.

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bzuki 🌟 2026-05-01 12:21 🇰🇿

using all main #geometrydash level names in a made up story(no spinoffs):
i had stereo madness. it really annoyed me and i had to look for someone to give me treatment. after years, i found treatment and i was able to get back on track, but i felt as if there was a polargeist all the time, and it happened base after base. i just cant let go of the medication used for the treatment and it got very addicting. i reached out to others and they offered me something that allowed me to progressively withdraw from the medication and it felt fun like a jumper. i definitely knew the solution to all of this was getting a time machine and telling my past self about all the problems i was gonna have treating the condition. it worked and i was able to listen to xstep without it being triggered. one day, it somehow came back and my life was a clutterfunk again. i needed a theory of everything to my problems. for that, i had to constantly have electroman adventures. (1/2?)

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bzuki 🌟 2026-04-30 07:36 🇰🇿

#geometrydash progress on toe2:
0-58
70-100

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bzuki 🌟 2026-04-29 04:51 🇰🇿

low cortisol strat for #geometrydash
1. turn down ingame music to 0%
2. turn on practice music
3. do this from time to time so that you don't get tired of it

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bzuki 🌟 reposted 2026-04-28 06:00 🇰🇿

you are a #geometrydash reference... SUPERHATEMEWORLD

hateposting 🌟 2026-03-18 23:11 🇬🇧

Kill yourself #hateposting

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