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bzuki ๐ŸŒŸ

near-daily gd glaze or occasional shitposts with a sometimes inbetween { Almaty, Kazakhstan } { he/him } birthday: july 19 (NOT SPONSORED BY ANYONE OR ANYTHING, I JUST LIKE THE THINGS I TALK ABOUT) DNI if you are a freak

6 followers 3 following 173 posts 77 Posts 7 Reposts 89 Replies 185 likes 7 muting 8 muted 2 โš tags 0 โœ• tags
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bzuki ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-20 08:40 ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ
how to larp in #geometrydash
(working 2026)
1. say that a specific gamemode is bad because you have a skill issue
2. say that you are [gamemode] carried
3. post 800 unfunny comments in the comment section of a larriusdarius video
4. glaze the top 5 demonlist levels and 2 other levels from sn0uk
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bzuki ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-19 03:32 ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ
my heart rate when i realize that i'm going from 0 and not doing a startpos run: #geometrydash
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bzuki ๐ŸŒŸ reposted 2026-05-18 07:40 ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ
extreme(as in difficulty) is only better when it's #geometrydash
14hidden271blade88 ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-18 03:11 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
I love extremism, everything is better extreme. Even love should be extreme, true love is all consuming and obsessive
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bzuki ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-17 07:14 ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ
the #geometrydash glaze will soon come to a halt due to the situation unfolding at an exponential rate
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bzuki ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-16 10:59 ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ
bruh someone caused a whole drama situation JUST because i sent a post of them planning to have a blood test on tuesday(i used to hyperfixate on them as a shitty coping tactic btw๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ) and i sent that post to another community(basically our world of text(search it up) but for a younger audience) then they decided to create accounts and start posting and then he crashed out and planned war on the community. sorry for causing so much of a fuzz which was indirectly my fault. if you are from the following community, please do not interact with posts from @bernatjansa2026 ๐ŸŒŸ
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bzuki ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-16 05:32 ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ
fun fact about #geometrydash
Khorne[Extreme Demon 10โญ] has the most objects out of any rated level. it has over a million objects and takes up 1.2 gigabytes of memory upon loading. it also crashes on low-end mobile devices
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bzuki ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-15 04:11 ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ
bruh my parents tried waking me up with #geometrydash JUST LET ME SLEEP GOD DAMN IT
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bzuki ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-14 02:08 ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ
when you're hungry so you lowkey look into the fridge for food #shitposting
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bzuki ๐ŸŒŸ reposted 2026-05-13 16:09 ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ
VORTROX PHOBOS 92% GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE AAA
bernatjansa2026 ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-13 15:56 ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ
Barcelona 92 is now 12345 days old!!
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bzuki ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-13 04:54 ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ
yo bro i completed tidal wave
the tidal wave he completed:
Tidal Wave
by Sink
Easy [2โญ]
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bzuki ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-12 08:19 ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ
zoink: "it's called balancing"
a few moments later:
pushes a "top 25" level into top 5
#geometrydash
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bzuki ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-11 11:58 ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ
new best method for practice #geometrydash
use timewarp + startpos
start at 0.5x speed and increment it by +0.05x until you get to 1x speed
use this especially for high CPS sections
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bzuki ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-10 07:05 ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ
today's highlight of #geometrydash
bloodbath but if i die i get skinned alive
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bzuki ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-09 12:04 ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ
average jonathanGD level: #geometrydash
"dual gamemode is the best gamemode"
*codependence gameplay*
XL 7 minutes 18 seconds
ridiculous nerve control at the end of the level
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bzuki ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-08 06:37 ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ
bolt strikes bro the drone's metal cage bro but instead of destroying it bro the electricity bro, we direct bro down the wire bro into the earth bro protecting buildings bro protecting the city bro one scene bro high steel bro another bro controls lightning bro what looks impossible bro is structure bro what looks random bro is physics bro metal bro everywhere bro magic bro nowhere bro #shitposting
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bzuki ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-07 13:32 ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ
in #geometrydash news...
doggie got 84% on grief, he better hurry up if he wants grief to be top 1
zoink after just 2 streams got 32% on heliopolis
npesta's 260 pros vs heliopolis competition has ended with 3 people taking first place
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bzuki ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-06 02:54 ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ
fun fact about #geometrydash
there was once a secret way in deadlocked that allowed you to skip the 3x speed portal by clicking the last green orb before the wave very late, making the section extremely easy. you can also be a cube in the wave part, making it basically auto. you are able to continue as normally afterwards. this was very quickly patched and neither of those secret ways work now
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bzuki ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-05 06:10 ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ
yall don't leave your phones charging overnight #shitposting
WiFi 5G โšก400% <-- here
^
11:07 |

Bradar
bro there is an
elephant in my
room can you
address it?
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bzuki ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-04 11:22 ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ
something stupid happened in my city yesterday, they decided to paint the water, grass and even the roads in a park because the president was coming today๐Ÿฅ€
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bzuki ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-04 06:22 ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ
fun fact about #geometrydash
for a brief amount of time, the original and second thinking space were on the opposite ends of the demonlist
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