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chlorophyllbat 🌟 2026-08-28 09:52 🇳🇱
i've been locked out of my disc acc, someone must have cursed me. I've been so unlucky these past weeks
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#include <st
dio.h>      
int main(voi
d) { printf(
"Hello, char
.social!\n")
; return 0; 
}
jefers 🌟 2026-08-28 00:49 🇳🇱
Here are some insane lifehacks that will turn you into a true alpha 1337 slayer who dominates betas:

1. You should try to sleep for 8 hours every day
2. Wash your hands before eating
3. Brush your teeth twice a day
4. Try to eat 400 g of vegetables and fruit every day
5. If you suspect you might have a health problem, don't try to self-diagnose or self-medicate, go to a doctor*
6. Have some people close to you whom you can call friends
7. Talk to your friends from time to time
8. Try to walk 5-6 km every day

*Doesn't apply to Americans, you're fucked
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chlorophyllbat 🌟 2026-08-27 04:20 🇳🇱
I'm devestated about Dolly
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zevvi 🌟 reposted 2026-08-24 14:58 🇳🇱
(but i do think the count is kinda broken lol)
zevvi 🌟 2026-08-24 14:57 🇳🇱
@choom 🌟 said in p/51561:
> lurking is visitors who aren't logged in.
> online is just logged in users in the past 15 min
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zevvi 🌟 reposted 2026-08-24 14:57 🇳🇱
@choom 🌟 said in p/51561:
> lurking is visitors who aren't logged in.
> online is just logged in users in the past 15 min
willvssn 🌟 2026-08-24 07:24 🇳🇱

● 1 online ○ 202 lurking
So what is the actual difference between being online and lurking? Shouldn't you be online to lurk??
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zevvi 🌟 reposted 2026-08-24 14:55 🇳🇱
HOLY SHIT, its pink AND it looks cool??!?!?!?
it looks like a small dragon x3
azathoth 🌟 2026-08-24 14:14 🇪🇸
Talking abt Mantises, theese two are many of my favourites:

-Toxodera integrifolia (Dragon Flower Mantis/Dragon Mantis)
-Pink Empusa Mantis (Conehead Pink Mantis)
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willvssn 🌟 2026-08-24 07:24 🇳🇱

● 1 online ○ 202 lurking
So what is the actual difference between being online and lurking? Shouldn't you be online to lurk??
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mothgoth 🌟 2026-08-23 18:30 🇳🇱
foid
moid

but for nonbinary people??
noid
that fucking weird little creature
hate this

now i can't call myself a fucking noid. Fuck my chud noid life
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jerryusername 🌟 2026-08-23 17:13 🇳🇱
dont worry @choom 🌟 im goona promote charsocial
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chlorophyllbat 🌟 2026-08-23 01:50 🇳🇱
Accidentally downloaded malware, deleted it, went through my files five times, checked running stuff in the background once, scanned my laptop four times, restarted it 6 times, changed my password on my important stuff, logged my Google out of their device and I'm anxiously checking what devices my Google accounts are connected to. I am actively shitting myself and I'm terrified. Even covered up my cameras, the anxiety is sky high, not even sky high but galaxy high. I'm gonna explode shortly
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zevvi 🌟 2026-08-21 20:14 🇳🇱
we are at 3363 users... the 10k is going to take a whiiile
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jerryusername 🌟 2026-08-21 19:28 🇳🇱
idiocy is immortal
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jerryusername 🌟 2026-08-21 19:27 🇳🇱
idiocy is inevitable
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zevvi 🌟 2026-08-21 18:23 🇳🇱
Looking through my old posts... I have been posting for ~200 days now which is absolutely crazy. But damn i've changed lol :sob:
and damn me ending every post with "nya~" was really REALLY cringe.

There used to be posts with like 14 comments, which would be so rare nowadays...

AND GOHD DAMN why was i so horny (TRUST ME IVE STOPPED LOL, INTERNET FOOTPRINT IS A THING)

stay safe yall <3
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zevvi 🌟 reposted 2026-08-21 18:16 🇳🇱
zevvi 🌟 2026-03-15 07:58 🇳🇱
I just wanted to say, for people that are in the same boat as me:
Even if your parents disapprove of your sexuality / gender doesn't mean it's invalid <3

Keep fighting, keep trying to be what you want to be!

Tell your friends, tell people you trust :3
Eventually it will turn out correctly x3

Nya~
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zevvi 🌟 reposted 2026-08-21 18:15 🇳🇱
zevvi 🌟 2026-03-15 15:10 🇳🇱
this #boy is #girl now :3

you're a boy you're girl you're a boy now!

(splatoon reference)

nya
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zevvi 🌟 2026-08-21 15:58 🇳🇱
Good day people in my laptop :3

Remember yall are loved <3
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jerryusername 🌟 2026-08-20 19:47 🇳🇱
if your on here without an account, MAKE AN ACCOUNT
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chlorophyllbat 🌟 2026-08-19 01:25 🇳🇱
Got a crush on my friend's dad #canttellnobody
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jerryusername 🌟 reposted 2026-08-18 18:42 🇳🇱
yes
obsidian 🌟 2026-08-18 09:26 🇷🇺
{"status":"success","country":"Canada","countryCode":"CA"}

are you sure
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