#irkinposting

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zim 🌟 2026-05-19 17:44 🇬🇧
And so concludes the life and times of my first year exams, a life defined by last minute revision, doomed from the very start. AND I DONT REGRET A SECOND OF IT. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH #sisyphusposting #irkinposting
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zim 🌟 2026-05-14 13:10 🇬🇧
I need to lock in on char social, #irkinposting has fallen off, expect more schizophrenic ramblings soon
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zim 🌟 2026-05-10 00:36 🇬🇧
Goodnight to my soon to be loyal subjects, i hope you all have a pleasant temporary hibernation #irkinposting
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zim 🌟 2026-05-09 14:08 🇩🇪
#wouldyourather #irkinposting
Die a painful death at the hands of hypothetical alien overlords 0%
Be nice and welcoming to your new hypothetical alien overlords 42%
yaoi 58%
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zim 🌟 2026-05-08 13:16 🇬🇧
Keep this up and were having you sent to Blemflark (free crab for you twin) #irkinposting
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zim 🌟 2026-05-07 20:28 🇬🇧
WHERE MY OTHER NON HUMANS AT (dont tell the FILTHY humans i posted this or my cover will be completely eradicated) #irkinposting
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zim 🌟 2026-05-06 23:49 🇺🇸
Computer, wish everyone a mediocre night #irkinposting
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zim 🌟 2026-05-06 20:23 🇺🇸
The might of the Irkin armada shall crush humanities strongest defence under its heel, and from my research here i believe the entity that heralds the name of earths most powerful is this #girlcock i keep hearing about #irkinposting
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zim 🌟 2026-05-06 14:07 🇬🇧
I just witnessed a creature known as an "ant" describing himself as fuckable while at the supermarket, i hate this planet #irkinposting #mydogwantedabagofchips
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zim 🌟 2026-05-06 13:22 🇬🇧
When the armada arrives ill ensure that some of you are spared from slavery and will instead get to enjoy your remaining years on the planet Blemflark, known for all you can eat crab, and the blood rain #irkinposting
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zim 🌟 2026-05-06 10:37 🇬🇧
i believe this is what us humans call "gay as fuck" #irkinposting
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zim 🌟 2026-05-05 23:39 🇬🇧
Computer, wish everyone a goodnights sleep #irkinposting
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zim 🌟 2026-05-05 22:47 🇬🇧
INDEED, US BOTH, REAL FLESH PEOPLE, DONT YOU ALSO WISH TO BE RULED BY A TECHNOLOGICALLY SUPERIOR ALIEN RACE #irkinposting
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"I thought i was supposed to be a mongoose?"
GODDAMNIT GI- *with gritted teeth* Gizmo #irkinposting
            
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buggy 🌟 2026-05-05 22:13 🇺🇸
I scurry away, climbing up to the top shelf in the pantry, knocking down a bunch of jars on my way up. Getting to the top, I hunker down and hide, ears pinned, peeking down at the… dog? Whatever it is that’s chasing me. HISSSSSS
#bakery #kittyposting
zim 🌟 2026-05-05 22:17 🇬🇧
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zim 🌟 2026-05-05 22:10 🇬🇧
HELLO I TOO AM ALSO HUMAN #irkinposting
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zim 🌟 2026-05-05 22:09 🇬🇧
GIR YOURE NOT AN ACTUAL DOG STOP TRYING TO EAT THE CAT #irkinposting
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zim 🌟 2026-05-05 22:00 🇬🇧
My idiotic dog ate too many left over pastries and is now suffering from a sickness, i have no idea how a dog of his uuuuh flavour? wait no itll come to me...BREED, HIS BREED, i have no idea how a dog of his breed gets a sickness. He is what i believe us humans would call a "Chud" #irkinposting
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zim 🌟 2026-05-05 21:47 🇬🇧
I just got a job @ the bakery, all i do is make little faces in the dough before its baked, in exchange i get classified military secrets and whatever Gi- i mean my dog Gi...errrrrr, GIZMO, my dog Gizmo, can fish out of the trash can #irkinposting
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zim 🌟 2026-05-05 21:20 🇬🇧
Hello fellow humans, what sort of defensive measures are we looking into for a hypothetical alien invasion, id love to hear your suggestions, or any measures we have currently implemented, id love to hear back, my fellow humans, i also have only 1 heart :D #irkinposting
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