Post by zim 🌟

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zim 🌟 2026-05-05 21:20 🇬🇧

Hello fellow humans, what sort of defensive measures are we looking into for a hypothetical alien invasion, id love to hear your suggestions, or any measures we have currently implemented, id love to hear back, my fellow humans, i also have only 1 heart :D #irkinposting

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blesky 🌟 2026-05-05 21:31 🇺🇸

are they hot? or even just cool at all? i currently have no plans to fight back, probably going to submit willingly honestly

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zim 🌟 2026-05-05 21:44 🇬🇧

Not to brag but i got to be the poster boy for our "armadas sexiest irkins" calendar to raise funds for operation impending doom 1, this of course is all a joke and i am definitely an earthy mud baby

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starstruckdragons 🌟 2026-05-05 21:24 🇺🇸

the irregs are 1,817,350 lightyears away. here's what you should know to prepare for the inevitable takeover [reference]

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zim 🌟 2026-05-05 21:43 🇬🇧

WE HAVE COMPETITIO- Thank you for informing me of such interesting information my fellow flesh brother

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welcome to char.social