#irkinposting

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zim 🌟 2026-05-05 22:47 🇬🇧
INDEED, US BOTH, REAL FLESH PEOPLE, DONT YOU ALSO WISH TO BE RULED BY A TECHNOLOGICALLY SUPERIOR ALIEN RACE #irkinposting
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zim 🌟 reposted 2026-05-05 22:17 🇬🇧
"I thought i was supposed to be a mongoose?"
GODDAMNIT GI- *with gritted teeth* Gizmo #irkinposting
buggy 🌟 2026-05-05 22:13 🇺🇸
I scurry away, climbing up to the top shelf in the pantry, knocking down a bunch of jars on my way up. Getting to the top, I hunker down and hide, ears pinned, peeking down at the… dog? Whatever it is that’s chasing me. HISSSSSS
#bakery #kittyposting
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zim 🌟 2026-05-05 22:10 🇬🇧
HELLO I TOO AM ALSO HUMAN #irkinposting
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zim 🌟 2026-05-05 22:09 🇬🇧
GIR YOURE NOT AN ACTUAL DOG STOP TRYING TO EAT THE CAT #irkinposting
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zim 🌟 2026-05-05 22:00 🇬🇧
My idiotic dog ate too many left over pastries and is now suffering from a sickness, i have no idea how a dog of his uuuuh flavour? wait no itll come to me...BREED, HIS BREED, i have no idea how a dog of his breed gets a sickness. He is what i believe us humans would call a "Chud" #irkinposting
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zim 🌟 2026-05-05 21:47 🇬🇧
I just got a job @ the bakery, all i do is make little faces in the dough before its baked, in exchange i get classified military secrets and whatever Gi- i mean my dog Gi...errrrrr, GIZMO, my dog Gizmo, can fish out of the trash can #irkinposting
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zim 🌟 2026-05-05 21:20 🇬🇧
Hello fellow humans, what sort of defensive measures are we looking into for a hypothetical alien invasion, id love to hear your suggestions, or any measures we have currently implemented, id love to hear back, my fellow humans, i also have only 1 heart :D #irkinposting
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