#wouldyourather

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hpoltergeist 🌟 2026-09-16 18:59 🇭🇺
#WouldYouRather

Would you rather have a partner in your relationship:
Who gives hope, constantly tries, but always fails 82%
Who is hopeless, does not provide, but gives the minimum consistently 18%
11 votes
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hpoltergeist 🌟 2026-09-03 01:16 🇭🇺
#WouldYouRather

Would you rather be:
A pet of a super intelligent alien 93%
A servant of a super intelligent alien 7%
14 votes
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hpoltergeist 🌟 2026-08-30 21:05 🇭🇺
#WouldYouRather

You are a photographer.

Would you rather:
Have people walk in in front of you, on every second attempt of you taking a picture 64%
Have people accidentally bump into you, on every third attempt of you taking a picture 36%
14 votes
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hpoltergeist 🌟 2026-05-21 05:00 🇮🇪
#WouldYouRather

You have a hill.
Would you rather?:
Climb/run up 18%
Roll/run down 82%
22 votes
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hpoltergeist 🌟 2026-05-16 06:30 🇮🇪
#WouldYouRather

In your neighbourhood, would you rather have?:
Shitty parks and public areas, but a huge flat 21%
A tiny flat, but great parks and public areas 79%
19 votes
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hpoltergeist 🌟 2026-05-14 07:16 🇮🇪
#WouldYouRather

As a pet, would you rather have?:
An elephant sized hamster 8%
A hamster sized elephant 92%
24 votes
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hpoltergeist 🌟 2026-05-14 06:14 🇮🇪
#WouldYouRather

You have just made the post of your life on your favourite (anti)social media forum.

Would you rather have?:
1000 likes, but no replies 44%
1000 replies, but no likes 56%
25 votes
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hpoltergeist 🌟 2026-05-14 05:47 🇮🇪
#WouldYouRather

Would you rather dunk?:
Vanilla biscuit in chocolate milk 45%
Chocolate biscuit in vanilla milk 55%
22 votes
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hpoltergeist 🌟 2026-05-14 04:30 🇮🇪
#WouldYouRather

Would you rather live and?:
Nobody would understand you 86%
You would not understand anybody 14%
14 votes
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hpoltergeist 🌟 2026-05-13 15:30 🇮🇪
#WouldYouRather

Would you rather live a month without?:
Tap water 61%
Electricity 39%
18 votes
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replied to wakenbake 🌟's post
hpoltergeist 🌟 2026-05-13 05:46 🇮🇪
Also, added a poll inspired by this to #WouldYouRather .
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hpoltergeist 🌟 2026-05-13 05:43 🇮🇪
#WouldYouRather
(Related to: https://char.social/p/43622 )

With your current knowledge, would you rather?:
Restart your life 62%
Extend your life to double 38%
24 votes
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hpoltergeist 🌟 2026-05-13 04:39 🇮🇪
#WouldYouRather

Would you rather fight?:
3 kangaroo sized grizzly bears 36%
1 grizzly bear sized kangaroo 64%
22 votes
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hpoltergeist 🌟 2026-05-13 02:22 🇮🇪
#WouldYouRather

Would you rather?:
Get lost in a cold underwater cave while diving 45%
Get lost in a tight underground cave full of spiderweb, spiders and bats 55%
20 votes
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deadastronautinspace 🌟 2026-05-09 18:10 🇬🇧
#Wouldyourather
Kill yourself and ruin your kids' lives 41%
Stay alive and ruin your kids' lives 59%
17 votes
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hpoltergeist 🌟 2026-05-09 15:32 🇮🇪
#WouldYouRather

You just got stuck in between metro doors, exactly halfway through.

Would you rather?:
Go into the metro 85%
Go out to the platform 15%
26 votes
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zim 🌟 2026-05-09 14:08 🇩🇪
#wouldyourather #irkinposting
Die a painful death at the hands of hypothetical alien overlords 0%
Be nice and welcoming to your new hypothetical alien overlords 42%
yaoi 58%
24 votes
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hpoltergeist 🌟 2026-05-09 03:18 🇮🇪
#WouldYouRather

You are riding your bike on a downhill and the brakes have just failed.

Would you rather?:
Hit and fall over a parking car 73%
Hit a lamp post full on 27%
26 votes
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hpoltergeist 🌟 2026-05-09 01:59 🇮🇪
#WouldYouRather

Would you rather?:
Jump into a pit full of spiky cacti 50%
Hug a football sized wasp nest 50%
18 votes
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