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hpoltergeist 🌟 2026-05-13 04:39 🇮🇪

#WouldYouRather

Would you rather fight?:

3 kangaroo sized grizzly bears 33%

1 grizzly bear sized kangaroo 67%

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dawood 🌟 2026-05-13 04:44 🇳🇱

I’m not sure how much making the grizzly bear smaller has an effect on its effectiveness, so this question ends up being, “would you rather fight 3 grizzly bears or a kangaroo?”

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hpoltergeist 🌟 2026-05-13 04:47 🇮🇪

It's about their mass, less impact. They smash you only in the second go, but you also have more chance of "pushing"/"kicking" them away.

I guess.

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dawood 🌟 2026-05-13 05:51 🇳🇱

This sounds very sensible and is probably correct, but it does nothing for the feels of fighting 3 grizzly bears.

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hpoltergeist 🌟 2026-05-13 05:59 🇮🇪

Yeah... Actually that makes sense.

I am not a bearologist anyway. 😂

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fizdapoh 🌟 2026-05-13 04:44 🇺🇸

I rather die quickly. Kangaroo would just kick me in the head then I'd just konk out.

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