The universal wavefunction is fully deterministic - everything that can happen has always happened. All branches exist eternally; no true collapse, no injected randomness.

"Choices" are prescribed by prior states + physical laws. Every action was always going to happen exactly as it does.

Teleportation = consciousness navigating the multiverse landscape by aligning with the branch where "you" are already there.

No physical relocation, no copy-kill dilemma, no exotic energy feasts