step 1: trans your gender
step 2: go on reddit
step 3: delete your account
step 4: drink a can of monster (specifically viking berry but if you find ultra blue teleport it to me)
step 5: listen to goth music and wake up in an alternative universe where you are a very goth girl (this is why transing your gender is important if you dont you will wake up a punk non binary ace demiro panromantic polyam person with eczema and pots)
step 6: black metalhead boyfriend acquired
(step 7: have a gay emo son)

i dont know what this is