guys how can i become straight my #1 dream has always been to date a man but it always goes bad
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anarchoboy 🌟
2026-03-05 20:17 🇮🇪
step 1: trans your gender
step 2: go on reddit
step 3: delete your account
step 4: drink a can of monster (specifically viking berry but if you find ultra blue teleport it to me)
step 5: listen to goth music and wake up in an alternative universe where you are a very goth girl (this is why transing your gender is important if you dont you will wake up a punk non binary ace demiro panromantic polyam person with eczema and pots)
step 6: black metalhead boyfriend acquired
(step 7: have a gay emo son)
i dont know what this is
step 2: go on reddit
step 3: delete your account
step 4: drink a can of monster (specifically viking berry but if you find ultra blue teleport it to me)
step 5: listen to goth music and wake up in an alternative universe where you are a very goth girl (this is why transing your gender is important if you dont you will wake up a punk non binary ace demiro panromantic polyam person with eczema and pots)
step 6: black metalhead boyfriend acquired
(step 7: have a gay emo son)
i dont know what this is
Be yourself, don't change just because you can't date a man. Don't force your heterosexuality, or else your relationships will not be the best. Of course you can try with a woman, you can try with everyone! The goal is to find the right person for both you and your partner. Keep looking for the right person, it might take years, but you will be satisfied