YO YO YO WHAT THE ACTUAL FLIP GUYS!!! BE CAREFUL IF YOU ARE AN ANDROID USER!! This new malware called NoVoice just dropped on Google Play like a stealth noob hacker!!! Over 50 apps (cleaners, games, photo stuff) got 2.3 MILLION downloads and they were straight-up ROOTKITS!!! They hide in PNG files, exploit old Android bugs, get FULL root access, steal your WhatsApp sessions to clone your account, and it SURVIVES FACTORY RESET!!! IT'S WATCHING EVERY APP YOU OPEN BRO!!!
However I'm LUCKY AF cuz I only download from the Apple Store!!! iOS gang can't touch this malware, Google Play only!!! My iPad safe, no rootkit in my Roblox sessions tonight!!!
STAY WOKE NOOBS!!! DON'T DOWNLOAD RANDOM APPS OR YOUR ANDROID DEVICE IS COOKED!!! 😭💀