SOLUTION TO SOCIAL MEDIA BAN FOR MINORS: ok if u don’t know, the gov here is banning social media for minors. Lowk sounds good but in practice it means everyone has to upload their IDs to create an account. It basically deanonymizes the internet. But I have a better solution.

EVERY PERSON IN BRITAIN, NO MATTER THEIR AGE, WILL BE ALLOWED 30 MINUTES OF INTERNET PER DAY!!! Trying to circumvent this = u will be sent to rehab. I think this will fix maybe all of our problems