i just learned how to play poker only to realize it's a stupid fucking game. there's no "strategy" at all, you have to have two high cards for even a sliver of a chance to win, and even then you're not safe if you're still in by the flop. you either bounce out and lose a little bit of money, or you check by the river and lose a shit load of money. if i played at an actual casino, i would blow that bitch up after one game