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ulster 🌟 2026-05-17 21:11 🇬🇧

Yeah but both Ian Paisley and Terrence O'Neill talked about their experiences encountering a tall woman missing her sinister hand who was just out of a source of light so that her face was obscured that spoke of car boot sales and trams going through places they shouldn't. I'm saying this because John Neils was supposed to be on TV last night talking about his YouTube career but seemed to spend most of his time talking about a similar experience before answering the phone on live TV just to say "This is the rectangularabout." Before walking off. He's still walking and both police, family and friends have been unable to stop him crawling in the middle of the M1 for the last few days. I'm going to sleep now but please don't worry about it I know where my Blue Riband is I will not wake up during the night.

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epsilon 🌟 2026-05-17 21:49 🇨🇦

AAHHH I NEED MORE!!!

The idea of a tall woman apparition being reported by multiple people talking about some sketchy Car Boot Sale, and then one of those people just says a nonsensical phrase and never stops walking after that-

its so eerie is such a wonderful way.

In one of my yet to be written stories, the residents of the town catch this mysterious illness where they stay stuck staring up at the sky, unmoving, for days, until one day they break out of the trance but instead begin running. Some run off cliffs, others climb trees to be as close to the cloud as they can and falling off accidentally leading to their death.

Is this lady real? Like is she an actual human in your world? Or an anomaly that only a few characters ever encounter, and those that do seem to go crazy.

AND WHAT'S THE RECTANGULARABOUT?

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ulster 🌟 2026-05-17 22:17 🇬🇧

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAEJ8VUxw2w

She reminds me of a girl I met in ahoghill. I don't think I've ever been there but she does.

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epsilon 🌟 2026-05-17 22:26 🇨🇦

does she have memories of you that you don't? Did she feast on a couple of your memories? this lady of ahoghill?

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ulster 🌟 2026-05-17 22:32 🇬🇧

Yes except the fact that the 5c DOES NOT, I REPEAT DOES NOT GO THOUGH THE SHORT STRAND and that she would pronounce it A- hoghill.

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epsilon 🌟 2026-05-17 22:44 🇨🇦

sounds like a real naughty place (doesn't hog mean penis?) maybe you drank too much here and that's why you don't remember the lady? Must've had a blast at Ahoghill?

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ulster 🌟 2026-05-17 22:55 🇬🇧

It means field of the yew forest I don't drink.

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epsilon 🌟 2026-05-17 23:27 🇨🇦

ah i see.
I didn't know it had a proper meaning and everything. I thought it was just a name of a place, because most names of places don't typically carry meaning in that way.

and good to know, I don't drink either!

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epsilon 🌟 2026-05-17 22:25 🇨🇦

lmao
"while the egyptians were building the pyramids, we were building the rectangularabout"
"Cragovonites gather here to smoke joints and drink because that's what Cragavonites do"

truly gold.
the rectangularabout is truly an ancient wonder of the world!

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