forgive people, I told my aunt I was just off the train and that it was a little bit late leaving Foyle Street she tutted as usual and told me to hurry as Jim Megaw was on UTV Morning talking to Ellen McDonald about opportunity and such things. I hurried along Station Road across the Main Road and up it to Primrose Park and up it again to my aunts house just as I knocked on the door my phone rang again it was my ma saying I had forgotten my watch on the counter, I remembered that I knew that and told her I knew and that it was alright where it was, she then told me it was on my desk, I thanked her and told her I would see her later. My aunt greeted me at the door and handed me a cup of tea before I'd even got my bag down and my coat off, I placed it on the shelf on the side of the stairs where the phone and the little bell thing for the doorbell was and took my bag and coat off in one motion, then lifting my tea and walking into the living room. Knowing I had made it." Of his decision to put them on the album

cover which I nichely!!! questioned Albert Thompson (Better known as of course Pbutta) he replied I dont know I found them in a bag in a charity shop on the Antrim Road. Pbutta was later to die to what he wanted the most a chip from the Rosemount Chippy, choking to death on a chip which if it had been properly lathered in curry may have become dislodged but sadly we cannot change the past. In other news there is great turmoil in Belfast as a man parks his car in the middle of the Ravenhill Road bikeway even though he has a driveway on the opposite side of the road, he was not ticketed but only asked to move it and was later asked by Ravenhill Community Paper why he had parked there, the man said "I thought the green paint would help my tires... Y'know magnetism and and all at... Y'know... So you do..." He was later carried off into the distance by a angry mob of chinchilla enthusiasts and a pea. Ah requiem acquired when the T2 shows up at "Lesley Forestside" and taketh thee to Salisbury Avenue via Ormeau Road

Victoria Street, High Street, Castle Place (NINE has other wills though), Royal Avenue, Donegal Street, Clifton Street (And under the Grand Brae of Daniel Dixon fame), ACROSS (I WILL HAVE NONE OF YOUR SIGNALED INTERCHANGE WAWAISM SSDOI), and up the Antrim Road until you can see the spire of the holy temple of good morning father both go into Tesco both buy a Tesco meal deal both leave about the same time without drawing suspicion from rockmansadboy.

And sorry OBE CBE (Azerbaijan, fuck) Sir Jim Megaw to us.