Weird shit. Its one of the elementary schools i went to and the school principal somehow really likes to keep pigeons. So theres just this huge swarm of pigeons constantly flying around the school.

I remember our cafeteria, it has a celling so high up that basically no one could reach to clean it even with a ladder.

Now heres the problem. Pigeons like to stay up there while we eat so that they could eat whatever is left over once we finish. And they shit while theyre up there. Every single time we get to have lunch at school theres a 50% chance that bird shit will fall in our meal.

I do not know how i survived that.