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2026-06-02 23:30 π¨π¦
I'm walking home from work. I usually take a shortcut through a construction site because its faster and there's usually no people.
But today I am approached by this homeless woman. She asks me for 5 bucks. I say no and that I'm in a hurry. She says AND I QUOTE:
"I can make it worth your time"
So I hate homeless people. And prostitutes. And women. So I pick up a brick from the construction and throw it at her. She is knocked out instantly. I didn't check her pulse or anything because I don't touch poors but I assume she's fine.
So I start dragging her body to a nearby dumpster (which is taking forever because she was like 230lbs) when a construction worker approaches me.
"What the hell, is that a body??"
"NO!! It's... uh... sex doll"
"I don't remember sex dolls being that heavy."
"They don't make em like they used to!"
He nods in agreement, gives me an air fistbump, and fucks off. I get the homeless lady into the dumpster and a couple needles fall out of her pocket. At least I got SOMETHING out of that.
But today I am approached by this homeless woman. She asks me for 5 bucks. I say no and that I'm in a hurry. She says AND I QUOTE:
"I can make it worth your time"
So I hate homeless people. And prostitutes. And women. So I pick up a brick from the construction and throw it at her. She is knocked out instantly. I didn't check her pulse or anything because I don't touch poors but I assume she's fine.
So I start dragging her body to a nearby dumpster (which is taking forever because she was like 230lbs) when a construction worker approaches me.
"What the hell, is that a body??"
"NO!! It's... uh... sex doll"
"I don't remember sex dolls being that heavy."
"They don't make em like they used to!"
He nods in agreement, gives me an air fistbump, and fucks off. I get the homeless lady into the dumpster and a couple needles fall out of her pocket. At least I got SOMETHING out of that.