A couple weeks ago I had the worst friday of my life. I had to pick up some sleeping pills for my grandmother and then have dinner with my girlfriend's parents. So I pick up the pills and drive to her place.
And wow it sucked. Her parents kept asking me really annoying questions like "what are your intentions with our daughter" and "do you plan on ever getting a job". And the salt in the wound is that we would be having VEGGIE BURGERS and BOILED POTATOS for dinner because apparently my girlfriend is vegan! So I need any excuse to get out of here before I lose it. But I can't just leave because then her parents won't like me.
So I get an idea. While no one was paying attention to the food, I pour the entire bottle of sleeping pills into the pot. So we start eating and after about 10 minutes of staring at my plate they pass out. And I finally get to leave.
That night I couldn't get any sleep because my grandma was getting "night terrors" or something and she kept screaming. Also where did everyone go?
And wow it sucked. Her parents kept asking me really annoying questions like "what are your intentions with our daughter" and "do you plan on ever getting a job". And the salt in the wound is that we would be having VEGGIE BURGERS and BOILED POTATOS for dinner because apparently my girlfriend is vegan! So I need any excuse to get out of here before I lose it. But I can't just leave because then her parents won't like me.
So I get an idea. While no one was paying attention to the food, I pour the entire bottle of sleeping pills into the pot. So we start eating and after about 10 minutes of staring at my plate they pass out. And I finally get to leave.
That night I couldn't get any sleep because my grandma was getting "night terrors" or something and she kept screaming. Also where did everyone go?