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tandoori 🌟

imma wanna-be whimsical cutie, interested in writing, here exclusively spread whimsy and joy @magpie.girl is my real life mom btw

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tandoori 🌟 2026-02-19 03:44 🇳🇿
Not even in a weird way im so tired I just need someone to actually stand on my back, I dont care if you break my ribs I just need someone the stand there so I can get rid of this aching
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tandoori 🌟 2026-02-16 17:33 🇳🇿
Ngl the gap between first and second in likes is kinda nuts
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tandoori 🌟 2026-02-16 00:50 🇳🇿
Something the don't tell you is just how many adorbable people they're hiding in university. I mean fuck the partying just being able to talk to and hang out with so many cute people is worth the tuition costs
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tandoori 🌟 2026-02-16 00:00 🇳🇿
oh you fought a bear to get here? Well good for you, I am stil VERY much actively fighting the bear so like how about you lend me a fucking hand.
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tandoori 🌟 2026-02-15 08:55 🇳🇿
idk who needs to hear this but being hypnotised is super hot
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tandoori 🌟 2026-02-14 08:31 🇳🇿
cant believe im getting cucked by my bestie by his girlfriend of like 3 years. Yeah I get you guys were dating and all but like we had plans today and now hes off doing stuff with her :<
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tandoori 🌟 2026-02-13 05:10 🇳🇿
Straight charing it rn
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tandoori 🌟 2026-02-12 08:18 🇳🇿
GUYS MY BESTIE HAS EXPERIENCED TWINK DEATH FROM THE LAST TIME I SAW HIM ;-;
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tandoori 🌟 2026-02-12 00:48 🇳🇿
Nothing more tiring than having an point in time scheduled for something and you spend the entire week up to that point "waiting faster"
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tandoori 🌟 2026-02-12 00:28 🇳🇿
Imagine being clicker trained
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tandoori 🌟 2026-02-11 17:59 🇳🇿
Idk about anyone here but there something really euphoric about playing the new Wolfenstein games in this tense political climate
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tandoori 🌟 reposted 2026-02-11 17:31 🇳🇿
For legal reasons please DO NOT use an epipen without first consulting a professional or the manual in regards to what symptoms it treats. Epipens are not a replacement for sleep and do not use them as if they are
tandoori 🌟 2026-02-11 17:29 🇳🇿
"The star burning the brightest burns out the quicke-"

*INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE*

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF AN EPIPEN? IT'S LIKE IF YOU STUFFED A FULL NIGHT OF SLEEP IN A HYPODERMIC NEEDLE ALONG WITH A 50% CHANCE OF A TERRIBLE HEART ATTACK
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tandoori 🌟 2026-02-11 17:29 🇳🇿
"The star burning the brightest burns out the quicke-"

*INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE*

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF AN EPIPEN? IT'S LIKE IF YOU STUFFED A FULL NIGHT OF SLEEP IN A HYPODERMIC NEEDLE ALONG WITH A 50% CHANCE OF A TERRIBLE HEART ATTACK
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tandoori 🌟 2026-02-11 16:58 🇳🇿
IM FEELIN SO FINE TODAY I COULD FIGHT A BEAR I THINK ITS BECAUSE I MADE A ABSOLUTELY SICK NEW FRIEND WHO IS LIKE SO COOL AND LOVELY AND ADORABLE AND THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE
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tandoori 🌟 2026-02-11 16:54 🇳🇿
GOOD MORNING FELLOW COWORKERS HOW ARE WE FEELING TODAY
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tandoori 🌟 2026-02-11 12:56 🇳🇿
Straight up jorking it, and by it, I mean

Going to bed later than I should because I spent 2 hours longer than expected talking to my bestie
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tandoori 🌟 reposted 2026-02-11 10:09 🇳🇿
@fractal 🌟 frfr
sandeia 🌟 2026-02-11 09:28 🇬🇧
i'm gay and don't go to bed on time. repost if you too are gay and don't go to bed on time
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tandoori 🌟 2026-02-11 06:14 🇳🇿
WHY CANT I JUST BE HAPPY WITH ALL MY FRIENDS AND SHARE ICE CREAM AND PUT TWO STRAWS IN A MILKSHAKE AND SHARE IT WITH THEM LIKE A CHEESY 1970S COMING OF AGE FILM
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tandoori 🌟 2026-02-11 05:16 🇳🇿
*explodes you cutely*
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tandoori 🌟 2026-02-11 04:04 🇳🇿
I switch between neetcel and grindcel on a dime because on one hand i dont wanna do difficult things but on the other hand I cant buy my friends nice stuff if I dont have any money
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