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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ

(they/xe/it) I'm just some guy idk. I want BTAS Riddler and Two-Face carnally. I barely write but I'm trying to, HornyViper on AO3.

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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-07-29 23:11 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
Apparently (I did know this already) daily tasks aren't meant to hurt. Apparently joints and muscles don't normally do this... {==_==}
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-07-28 10:39 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
My neighbours are having a BBQ rn and I can't stand their bland, doctor's office, mall radio type music. I can hear it everywhere in my house. It's just loud enough to be a constant presence in my skull but not loud enough that I can complain without sounding like an ass.
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-07-22 00:26 ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
Nothing is sexier to me than a well-organised and easily navigable tagging system. I should be able to search for multiple specific things and exclude other things at the same time.
It's up to you to decide which website(s) this is about.
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-07-15 21:43 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
I don't normally make even minor design changes on Art Fight BUT I just drew a character who has a carabiner on her belt for climbing and it was the flimsy kind you get on water bottles and keychains. I had to make it a locking one. For her safety. And my sanity.
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-07-06 21:37 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
Iiiiii wish there were a way to type a really drawn out "I" without it looking weird.
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-06-28 18:48 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
First sentences of a fic I'm working on: (if you can guess the fandom, reply)

Red and burnt orange reflected off the dull metal and glossy, flaking paint, and into the goggled eyes of the man taking the machine apart. Each strike of the wrench on steel was catharsis, a way to release the energy of the swelteringly hot workday, a return to the familiar routine that signalled the end of the day's fighting.
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-06-26 19:08 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
It is too warm (astonishingly unique take I know)
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-06-18 21:36 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
#vent #confession
I've been trying to stop using chat bots for almost a year now and I've had a site blocker, but I've finally built up enough courage to delete my account completely because I've managed to go several days straight without using them.
I'm proud of how far I've come but I'm a little ashamed that it took me this long to quit. <3 That's all I just had to tell somebody and this site is like screaming into the void for me. #fuckai and I can truly say that without feeling like a hypocrite now.
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-06-14 09:51 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
I wish I didn't have so much stuff to do, I'd rather be making refs for art fight...
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-06-08 16:10 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
I'm not unreasonable to want people to put VERY explicit smut under the "read more" line on Tumblr right? It's not like on here where you have to write lots for it to do that, you can just add those with one click.
Like I have no issue with you writing it, hell I like to read some stuff like that, but I don't want unsolicited graphic descriptions of how wet "y/n" is when I'm just scrolling ffs!
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-06-07 13:20 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
What's your favourite dinosaur?
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-06-03 11:20 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
I should research JC Leyendecker he seems cool
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-31 17:29 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
Give me to a lover or find me on a grave, but seek me in the valley and your life is hard to save. What am I?
#riddle
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-27 17:08 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
To be clear all of my posts here are screaming or rambling into the void. This void just occasionally talks back. >โ€ฟ<
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-27 17:06 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
I'm polyamorous but only in theory (at the moment).
Also known as I can only pull one real human being and multiple fictional men. I'm like a multishipper but I'm shipping them with myself as well.
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-27 14:08 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
My disk arrived so now I can play LEGO games YAY
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-27 11:38 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
Godddsssss I wish I wasn't stuck in this human form. Being a human sucks I just want to be an Eldritch creature or maybe a mustelid or lizard or something...
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-26 19:40 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
The world is too fucking warm I wouldn't survive any closer to the equator for sure.
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-25 13:03 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
Damn it I appreciate that some people don't want spoilers for games but if I'm watching a lore video I WANT spoilers.
No, I don't want to go and play the game for myself, it's a shooter, I'm bad at those! I shouldn't have to struggle through gameplay that will make me frustrated just to get the cool story in the age of YouTube!
Just a rant.
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ reposted 2026-05-24 14:46 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
I have cheered myself up by buying myself Lego DC supervillains (โ ย โ โ•นโ โ–ฝโ โ•นโ ย โ )
hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-24 13:37 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
Augh I didn't wake up until 1pm FML
I have shit to do I don't have time to sleep in that late. Now I'm going to have to spend the whole rest of the day doing work instead of balancing work and fun stuff
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