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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ

(they/xe/it) I'm just some guy idk. I want BTAS Riddler and Two-Face carnally. I barely write but I'm trying to, HornyViper on AO3.

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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-20 18:44 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
Now call me crazy but I don't think individually wrapped toilet paper rolls are nearly as sustainable as they claim to be. Sure it's probably better than plastic wrapped ones but you can definitely wrap in paper without needing to wrap every roll on its own.
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-19 17:50 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
Okay so I'm running a Riddler RP blog and someone's sent me a riddle I can't answer...
I feel like for the purposes of the RP I should be able to answer it but it's difficult! This is the problem with roleplaying characters smarter than you.
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-18 19:54 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
Okay so I didn't rewrite that fanfic BUT I did draw instead so that's something!
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-18 12:31 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
Wading through AI infographics about arson makes me want to COMMIT arson. =_=
#fuckai I hate how easy it's become for people to make low-quality images for their "educational" websites.
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-18 09:18 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
Green above and gold below, I come rain and shine, but never on their own. What am I?
Another #riddle for you all.
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-17 21:46 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
Rewriting fic or sleeping? Or a secret third thing: typing random crap on char because I have no motivation to do either.
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-17 17:59 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
I am a green city, with an iron lady pointing to the sky. Where am I?

Get used to it I'm gonna post #riddles here when I'm bored.
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ reposted 2026-05-17 17:35 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
lastgirlonearth ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-17 16:45 ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ
ik it's kinda corny but one should always remember how easy it is to turn bread into toast and water into tea
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-17 17:34 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
I cannot explain how viscerally disappointed I am that my head can't spin 360ยฐ. I just want to be an uncanny monstrosity is that too much to ask? I don't even watch One Piece but I think a chop-chop fruit would fix me.
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