I have the cutest cats in the world. No you don't, I do. I don't care if you think yours are cuter, you're just biased. No, I'm not biased, based off of cat preferences and human preferences, my cats are the perfect blend of each, I literally calculated their features just to make sure a few weeks ago, they are the cat-iest cats in the world and they are the most attractive by human and cat standards.