#HowTo Clean Your Room
(A step-by-step to-do
#list.)
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[ ] 1. Open a window
[ ] 2. Play some music
[ ] 3. Remove covers from bed
[ ] 4. Cover bed with new bedding
[ ] 5. Throw away the built up trash
[ ] 6. Gather dirty clothes in a basket
[ ] 7. Gather empty cans spread across the room
[ ] 8. Empty the ones that weren't actually empty
[ ] 9. Gather the newly emptied cans
[ ] 10. Dust off surfaces and cabinets
[ ] 11. Clean desk
[ ] 12. Check PC screen
[ ] 13. Verify there's still porn on the internet
[ ] 14. Slide pants 20cm down
[ ] 15. Masturbate
[ ] 16.
#Cum at the most evil porn you found
[ ] 17. Redo pants
[ ] 18. Clean unholy juices
[ ] 19. 15 minute break
[ ] 20. Curse self for procrastinating over an hour
[ ] 21. Clean the nightstand you forgot in step 10
[ ] 22. Gather documents and other papers
[ ] 23. Put anything that has a place in its place
[ ] 24. Straighten bed
[ ] 25. Vacuum or mop
[ ] b1. Congratulate self
[ ] b2. Burn this list
[ ] b3. Start making a new mess