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bzuki 🌟 2026-05-14 02:08 🇰🇿

when you're hungry so you lowkey look into the fridge for food #shitposting

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ech0location 🌟 2026-05-08 07:07 🇺🇸

T-this is my first time posting, please be gentle doomscroll-chan… >~<

#shitposting

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bzuki 🌟 2026-05-08 06:37 🇰🇿

bolt strikes bro the drone's metal cage bro but instead of destroying it bro the electricity bro, we direct bro down the wire bro into the earth bro protecting buildings bro protecting the city bro one scene bro high steel bro another bro controls lightning bro what looks impossible bro is structure bro what looks random bro is physics bro metal bro everywhere bro magic bro nowhere bro #shitposting

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bzuki 🌟 2026-05-05 06:10 🇰🇿

yall don't leave your phones charging overnight #shitposting
WiFi 5G ⚡400% <-- here
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Bradar
bro there is an
elephant in my
room can you
address it?

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bzuki 🌟 2026-04-22 06:08 🇰🇿

verify to like?? verify?? like, doggie's verification of grief?? #geometrydash #shitposting

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bzuki 🌟 2026-04-20 08:09 🇰🇿

"AAA, AAAAAAAA!!! IMMA SHIT MYSELF, AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ~denouement victor, 2026
#geometrydash #shitposting

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bzuki 🌟 2026-04-19 09:56 🇰🇿

sterio manes, bak on trak, poltrguest(БЛЯТЬ ТЫ ЧЁ ЕБНУТНЫЙ НАХ-), du uot, bass after base after base after base(ЗАКРОЙСЯ!!), эээ, cant let goon(let go), jhumper(JAMPER!!!, закройся), im taimie machime(TAIM MASHIN!!), sukles(SAIKLS!!), ix step(блять он что правильно), clatar funka(KLATTER FANK!!!), theiry of everyshing(ТЕОРИЯ ВСЕГО О- ЗАКРОЙСЯ!!(уро уро уро) да проходи со своим по-), elektromen avenures(advent ты че даун), замочик, эээ, elektrodinomicks(да это electrodinamix), hesagan furse(segan furse), эээ, blad prosesisinga(влад- ЗАТКНИСЬ!!!), замочик(это блять-), geometrikel domineter #geometrydash #shitposting

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bzuki 🌟 2026-04-18 10:12 🇰🇿

i have a theory of everything, what if the earth is geometrical, and it's dominating us? #geometrydash #shitposting

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bzuki 🌟 2026-04-11 06:32 🇰🇿

DO NOT play clubstep while having the volume turned to 0%.. it will turn into silent clubstep
#geometrydash

#shitposting

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bzuki 🌟 2026-04-10 03:37 🇰🇿

i'm tired of this stupid job #geometrydash

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bzuki 🌟 2026-04-08 05:51 🇰🇿

3 easiest SLL levels so that you can flex on your friends that you completed a level from there: #geometrydash
1. MINUSdynamix
has a little minus wave and a 1260 FPS frame perfect, but it's not too much of a deal
2. kataTARTARUS
a bit of wave spam and 635 FPS frame perfects, even easier than MINUSdynamix imo
3. schafs II
the 3069 FPS frame perfects might be a bit of a deal but nothing to worry about :D

#shitposting

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bzuki 🌟 2026-04-06 06:51 🇰🇿

if you shoot a fucking bullet in outer fucking space, you are a fucking stupid motherfucker and i'll fucking tell you why fucking. that fucking bullet is never gonna fucking stop, it's going to fucking go back to fucking earth and slam the fuck into this fucking brick wall, and if you fucking shoot at the motherfucking president's fucking car, you're even fucking dumber than you fucking look fucking, because this fucking car is built like a fucking tank fucking, even the fucking door fucking handle will fucking electrocute your fucking ass and the fucking car will also fucking shoot the slime ass shit out of the fucking back, and the fucking inside of this fucking car has science fucking shit all over it that won't fucking even let the fucking fuck tires go fucking flat, fucking, and they even have fucking ketchup and fucking laughing gas inside this fucking bitch(gender-neutral), because you never fucking know what the fucking president needs,(1/2)
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bzuki 🌟 2026-04-05 01:43 🇰🇿

are accurate hitboxes possible with accurate hitboxes?
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this is an accurate hitboxes, if we give it another accurate hitbox it has ONE PIXEL LARGER HITBOXES!!!
if we keep doing this, it now covers the entire screen!
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YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#geometrydash #shitposting

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wweis 🌟 2026-03-31 11:05 🇯🇵

Steak salad
#shitposting

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bzuki 🌟 2026-03-31 04:15 🇰🇿

my bro passed ONE test and he sent me this...
PHD PHD PHD PHD { } 💡 💡 💡 💡
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THE SYSTEM WAS ALWAYS DESIGNED FOR YOU TO WIN.
#shitposting

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bzuki 🌟 2026-03-26 05:15 🇰🇿

proof that stereo madness is only hard because of the deco #geometrydash
deco version(my macro can't even get past 5%):
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non-deco version(1 attempt extremely easy):
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███████████████████████████████
#shitposting

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bzuki 🌟 2026-03-25 08:02 🇰🇿

how "i hate school food" mfs be moving when they find out there's a new dish in the school cafeteria with deer antler and a CPU in soup mixed in with anthrax: I JUST HIT THE JACKPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!! AYY! AYY! AYY! AYY! AYY!
#shitposting

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ion_walker 🌟 2026-03-24 23:34 🇳🇱

```````````H``E`L```P` ````M```E` ```P``L`E``AS`E`````````````
````````M``Y` ````K`E``Y``B``O`AR``D ````H`AS ``B`E`E`N`` ````P``R``E`S``SI```N` ``G`` T`H````I`S` `````K`E``Y` ````C`O``N`S`T`AN`````T`L```Y`` `AND ````ALS`O` ````````````````C`T`RL`` `````Z `AND `AN`Y` `O``TH`E``R`` `````K`E`Y`B`I``ND``S` ```R`EL`AT`I`N`G` ```W`I`T`H ```C``T`RL` ```HAVE` `S``T`O`P`P`E``D `W```O```R`K`I`N``G` ````W````````````E``V``E`N` `T`H``O``U`G``H ``I` `H`AVE `C`O`N`FI`R``M`E`D` `TH``AT `T``````H`E` ``C`T`R`L` `````K`E`Y ``W`OR``K`S```` ``T`H`I`S` `IS` `A `N`I`GH`T`MARE`` AN`F` ````D`` ``I` ``HAVE `R`E`S`TARTE``D `M``Y ```C``O`M``P``U``TE``R `M`U``L`T`I`PL`E` ``TI`M`E``S` ````N`O``TH`I````BG```````HAS ```H`EL``PE`D````````````

#shitposting

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meanderingchef 🌟 2026-03-24 14:37 🇺🇸

So too much salt is bad for you, yeah? Bloat, blood pressure and all that. Too little salt is also bad for you, causting constipation, because it helps draw water to your intestines.

TIL eating a packet of ramen bouillon as a midnight snack apparently works like MiraLax the next morning.

RAMEN CHIPS
Sometimes I want crunchy but don't have any chips around, so I'll take a packet of Buldak and break it into peices and dump the seasoning in there. (Save the liquid hot sauce packet for a different soup.)

Perhaps reconsider consuming the leftover powder on the bottom... or drink a lot of water after to compensate. Or clear your colon out, I guess. This is not a very comfortable way to do that.

#cookposting #shitposting #salt #drinkwater #eatmorefiber

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bzuki 🌟 2026-03-23 08:46 🇰🇿

what bro sends me after making ONE bad ASCII picture... #shitposting
💡 💡 💡 💡 { } PHD PHD PHD PHD
O O O O }COLLEGE{ O O O O
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██\ ██\ ██\ ██\ { }██\ ██\ ██\ ██\
THE SYSTEM WAS NEVER DESIGNED FOR YOU TO WIN.

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#shitposting

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