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wweis 🌟 2026-03-31 11:05 🇯🇵
Steak salad
#shitposting
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bzuki 🌟 2026-03-31 04:15 🇰🇿
my bro passed ONE test and he sent me this...
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THE SYSTEM WAS ALWAYS DESIGNED FOR YOU TO WIN.
#shitposting
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bzuki 🌟 2026-03-26 05:15 🇰🇿
proof that stereo madness is only hard because of the deco #geometrydash
deco version(my macro can't even get past 5%):
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non-deco version(1 attempt extremely easy):
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#shitposting
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bzuki 🌟 2026-03-25 08:02 🇰🇿
how "i hate school food" mfs be moving when they find out there's a new dish in the school cafeteria with deer antler and a CPU in soup mixed in with anthrax: I JUST HIT THE JACKPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!! AYY! AYY! AYY! AYY! AYY!
#shitposting
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ion_walker 🌟 2026-03-24 23:34 🇳🇱
```````````H``E`L```P` ````M```E` ```P``L`E``AS`E`````````````
````````M``Y` ````K`E``Y``B``O`AR``D ````H`AS ``B`E`E`N`` ````P``R``E`S``SI```N` ``G`` T`H````I`S` `````K`E``Y` ````C`O``N`S`T`AN`````T`L```Y`` `AND ````ALS`O` ````````````````C`T`RL`` `````Z `AND `AN`Y` `O``TH`E``R`` `````K`E`Y`B`I``ND``S` ```R`EL`AT`I`N`G` ```W`I`T`H ```C``T`RL` ```HAVE` `S``T`O`P`P`E``D `W```O```R`K`I`N``G` ````W````````````E``V``E`N` `T`H``O``U`G``H ``I` `H`AVE `C`O`N`FI`R``M`E`D` `TH``AT `T``````H`E` ``C`T`R`L` `````K`E`Y ``W`OR``K`S```` ``T`H`I`S` `IS` `A `N`I`GH`T`MARE`` AN`F` ````D`` ``I` ``HAVE `R`E`S`TARTE``D `M``Y ```C``O`M``P``U``TE``R `M`U``L`T`I`PL`E` ``TI`M`E``S` ````N`O``TH`I````BG```````HAS ```H`EL``PE`D````````````

#shitposting
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meanderingchef 🌟 2026-03-24 14:37 🇺🇸
So too much salt is bad for you, yeah? Bloat, blood pressure and all that. Too little salt is also bad for you, causting constipation, because it helps draw water to your intestines.

TIL eating a packet of ramen bouillon as a midnight snack apparently works like MiraLax the next morning.

RAMEN CHIPS
Sometimes I want crunchy but don't have any chips around, so I'll take a packet of Buldak and break it into peices and dump the seasoning in there. (Save the liquid hot sauce packet for a different soup.)

Perhaps reconsider consuming the leftover powder on the bottom... or drink a lot of water after to compensate. Or clear your colon out, I guess. This is not a very comfortable way to do that.

#cookposting #shitposting #salt #drinkwater #eatmorefiber
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bzuki 🌟 2026-03-23 08:46 🇰🇿
what bro sends me after making ONE bad ASCII picture... #shitposting
💡 💡 💡 💡 { } PHD PHD PHD PHD
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THE SYSTEM WAS NEVER DESIGNED FOR YOU TO WIN.
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bzuki 🌟 2026-03-19 06:44 🇰🇿
every end... OMG SECRET WAY!! SECRET WAY🤯!! #geometrydash #shitposting
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bzuki 🌟 2026-03-18 10:47 🇰🇿
this coding shit so easy #shitposting
players = high
quality = good
graphics = amazing😁😁
fps = high😍😍
rating = 5 stars
if cheaters:
ban
else:
let them play the game
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bzuki 🌟 2026-03-18 06:37 🇰🇿
is char.social possible with accurate hitboxes? #geometrydash #shitposting
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bzuki 🌟 reposted 2026-03-17 12:04 🇰🇿
is that a geometry dash reference?(DeCode) #geometrydash #shitposting
industry 🌟 2026-03-17 11:42 🇦🇺
,,,,,,,1,,,,,,,,1,,,,,,,,,1,,,,,,,,,

Decode the text (I made the puzzle up, still do-able)
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