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syncedpheriods 🌟

just an ant (he/him)

7 followers 6 following 29 posts 13 Posts 5 Reposts 11 Replies 101 likes 1 muting 1 muted 1 ⚝ tags 0 βœ• tags 
            
            
            
            
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syncedpheriods 🌟 2026-05-10 22:36 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
time to ant sleep... mimimimimi
#nomoreantbloggingtonight
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syncedpheriods 🌟 2026-05-10 22:22 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
my parents paid for ant college and i wonder why, to have me be an ant comic flipping burgers on the side? you can't have an ant apartment making 8.75, let alone ant car insurance after two dwis. i don't think i could write enough ant songs to save my life, i'd turn to ant prostitution but i don't think i'd get by!
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syncedpheriods 🌟 2026-05-06 14:04 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
ant inflation has really gotten ridiculous recently. at least i'm the most fuckable ant in this ant supermarket
#gettingnectarines #antposting
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syncedpheriods 🌟 2026-05-06 13:34 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
too tired to get out of my ant bed today. maybe i should ant explode
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syncedpheriods 🌟 reposted 2026-05-05 22:55 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟 2026-05-05 22:41 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
Two rogue males in defiance of the eternal, million generations' worth of tradition and order. Surely we will find no respite among any new home now.
My wings twitch nervously. My mate strokes my flitting antennae with his own, stroking in a comforting and slow motion. The steady waft of a calming pheremone fills the air. It's as if to say, "Whatever happens, I will be with you."
#antyaoi
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syncedpheriods 🌟 2026-05-05 22:38 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
ant cursed amulet
#antposting
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syncedpheriods 🌟 2026-05-05 22:29 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
"ant yaoi at no 1 ant yaoi taking over the world, ant yaoi in your local area" "ant yaoi in your ARSE"
- @amity 🌟
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syncedpheriods 🌟 2026-05-05 22:15 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
at the bakery and someone just dropped a sugar cube #fuckyesss #antposting
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syncedpheriods 🌟 2026-05-05 22:04 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
#antyaoi trending at no 2 who want me
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syncedpheriods 🌟 2026-05-05 21:54 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
can't get into the bakery. door is too heavyy #fuckmystupidantlife
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syncedpheriods 🌟 reposted 2026-05-05 21:53 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟 2026-05-05 21:52 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
My wings sprout capable and strong, taking flight from the safety of my home in search of a queen abroad. Instinct guides me, but I know too that I have a duty to be fruitful. To consummate with the queen is to continue my species. Only in numbers can we have strength.
But there lies a hindrance. My obligation and my desires are in opposition. How can I perform my duty to antkind while my senses ignite at the pheremones of the other male who soars in the sky right beside me?
#antyaoi
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syncedpheriods 🌟 reposted 2026-05-05 21:44 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
ANT YAOI
amity 🌟 2026-05-05 21:00 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
Kill @syncedpheriods 🌟 ?
Yes, he is too dangerous to be left alive.. 12%
No, keep him alive for research purposes. He must be studied. 24%
A secret third thing (yaoi??? πŸ‘€) 65%
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syncedpheriods 🌟 2026-05-05 21:27 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
one day i want to get out of my ant small town and go to the ant big city and make my own ant life for myself
#waitingfortheantbusintherain #antposting
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syncedpheriods 🌟 reposted 2026-05-05 21:05 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
they've asked me to leave
#antunemployment #antposting
syncedpheriods 🌟 2026-05-05 21:02 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
at the ant job centre, i think the ant employee is giving me the eyes.. πŸ‘€ #antyaoi??
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syncedpheriods 🌟 2026-05-05 21:02 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
at the ant job centre, i think the ant employee is giving me the eyes.. πŸ‘€ #antyaoi??
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syncedpheriods 🌟 2026-05-05 20:54 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
fire at the ant penis factory today #penisexploded
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syncedpheriods 🌟 reposted 2026-05-05 20:53 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
my friendddd
amity 🌟 2026-05-05 20:51 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
This is the one I was telling you guys about. The worm wedding one. Today, he said:

β€œHe’s been taking the pills that make you green. Everyone knows about these.”

&

β€œSorry, I just need a moment alone with this oiled up white guy.”

I want to study him.
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syncedpheriods 🌟 2026-05-05 20:45 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
love being an ant in my colony #my colony
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