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johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟 2026-05-20 19:42 🇺🇸

The History channel truly is Cocomelon for middle aged men

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johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟 2026-05-20 01:58 🇺🇸

This edible got me starin at Peggy Bundy disrespectfully

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johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟 2026-05-19 23:04 🇺🇸

Genuinely what is the point to all the trans infighting on Tumblr

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johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟 2026-05-16 06:38 🇺🇸

I get flight or fight, you improve your odds of navigating a stressful situation if you can flee from danger or defend yourself. But freeze? Why's my body gotta freeze?? Yeah go get 'em slugger, I'm sure the imminent threat will quake at the sight of you standing there motionless and speechless like a slab of meat. Great job

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johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟 2026-05-12 23:32 🇺🇸

If you put big ass obnoxious watermarks over publicly broadcast court hearing footage from six decades ago I am personally plucking your soul from this mortal plane and hurling you into Dante's eighth circle of hell for the grievous sin of mildly inconveniencing me

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johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟 reposted 2026-05-12 22:16 🇺🇸

rodent 🌟 2026-05-10 16:34 🇺🇸

Rats, rats, we're the rats
We prey at night, we stalk at night, we're the rats
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

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johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟 2026-05-12 18:18 🇺🇸

Some mfs be like "OUUUAGH I LOVE HAGS!!" And you look inside and it's a thirty-something anime woman with no wrinkles and white hair

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johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟 2026-05-11 20:27 🇺🇸

I've come to realize that my relative disinterest in military history over the years was mostly a consequence of people only ever wanting to talk about WWII

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johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟 2026-05-10 01:14 🇺🇸

To feel like you're witnessing the fall of an empire with America, only then to realize the dominoes leading to this long line of toppling were being set up and felled many years before your birth

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johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟 2026-05-09 00:46 🇺🇸

A study that I may or may not getting around to finishing in my lifetime, we shall see
[https://imgur.com/a/wteAQ53]

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johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟 2026-05-08 18:01 🇺🇸

The inexplicable white dad tendency to tack on non-existent letters to any asian food item

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johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟 2026-05-08 01:38 🇺🇸

Bah! I'm gonna be worm food in 70 years, why should I not make whatever I want!

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johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟 2026-05-07 19:00 🇺🇸

AO3 users, how do you feel when a fic includes artwork partway through?

Yippee! A treat for my eyeballs! 87%

I liked the vision in my head better :/ 13%

15 votes

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johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟 2026-05-06 21:45 🇺🇸

Constantly nerfed by my inability to make phone calls >:(((

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johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟 2026-05-05 22:41 🇺🇸

Two rogue males in defiance of the eternal, million generations' worth of tradition and order. Surely we will find no respite among any new home now.
My wings twitch nervously. My mate strokes my flitting antennae with his own, stroking in a comforting and slow motion. The steady waft of a calming pheremone fills the air. It's as if to say, "Whatever happens, I will be with you."
#antyaoi

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johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟 2026-05-05 21:52 🇺🇸

My wings sprout capable and strong, taking flight from the safety of my home in search of a queen abroad. Instinct guides me, but I know too that I have a duty to be fruitful. To consummate with the queen is to continue my species. Only in numbers can we have strength.
But there lies a hindrance. My obligation and my desires are in opposition. How can I perform my duty to antkind while my senses ignite at the pheremones of the other male who soars in the sky right beside me?
#antyaoi

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johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟 reposted 2026-05-05 20:52 🇺🇸

zim 🌟 2026-05-05 20:22 🇬🇧

This is genuinely such a cool fucking website, its such a nice break from the overflow of information on every other site, its always something new designed to trigger a dopamine response, but here its all fresh, homegrown fagslop, made with soul, and half the time its not even anything crazy, thats the best part about it, its all so human

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johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟 2026-05-05 01:02 🇺🇸

The golden glow of sunset spills onto the road before me, on tree and house and empty corn field all in equal measure, and I catch sight of myself in the side mirror.

The man who was always meant to be smiles wide and warm with all his newly-grown sideburns and shadow of a moustache. This is how it was meant to be.

#transjoy

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johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟 2026-05-04 20:04 🇺🇸

I love you 5'6 men! Columbo my wonderful! Jeremy Luke my lovely celebrity crush...!

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johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟 reposted 2026-05-03 21:10 🇺🇸

Creating by your own hand the embrace of women is enriching to the soul #irrefutablefact

meowmeow 🌟 2026-05-03 20:52 🇵🇹

drawing yuri is inherently connected to a healthy and long prosperous life!!

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