hi epsilon! you're too nice omg i have attachment issues i'm going to dream of you tonight if you keep being so nice...

okay, now this one, it’s funny, because so many ppl in my life are mathematicians, so just reading the “epsilon” in your username makes me think of them right away. but if i set that idea aside, you seem like a really curious person who, in real life, and well, online too, is probably someone that listens realllllly good, who has really varied interests and who probably adapts super well and enjoys any plan your friends throw at you, and on top of that you’re the fun friend that everyone wants at the hangout.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

hi rodent! i hope it's not one of those cool girls that bully people :( sadly those are the ones i've encountered the most. at least as a kid/teenager. but if not, tysm!!!!

you give off the energy of a girl i’d run into at a coffee shop and we’d end up talking randomly, like, i’d drop a napkin and you’d hand it back to me. from there we’d strike up a conversation and just click instantly. then we’d find out we’re neighbors, and every now and then we’d meet back at that same coffee shop to talk and chill.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ also i think you'd smell like talc and milk and white lillies.

hi johnny! i don't know if you're a boy but because your username is johnny, i pictured you like one. if you're not just change the pronouns, the energy you give stays the same regardless of gender.

ALSO, you clocked me. that's so me lol LIKE IT WAS A BIT SCARY

you give off the vibes of a boy i’d meet at a summer camp, the kind who seems way too cool to actually be your friend, but then suddenly you get paired up for an activity and end up having a conversation about one of those interests you consider pretty niche, and you realize you’re actually a lot alike. so you spend two really cool weeks in the middle of august, in some tiny lost-in-the-middle-of-nowhere town, and then you never see each other again, but every couple of years you remember him, and you remember him fondly.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

hi drpepper! yeah i actually got the idea from your post lololol

you give off the vibes of a really ancient elm tree, the kind with a lot of self-awareness and intelligence, who was forced to become a possum for five months, so you had to adapt to this whole new life and learn a ton of things really fast, because, well, you’d been a tree your entire life. and then you turn back into that wise old tree and they put you right back in the same spot, and on top of that, anyone who sits down under your shade can hear you whispering important little things to them whenever the wind moves your branches.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​