#cookposting

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meanderingchef 🌟 2026-03-24 14:37 🇺🇸
So too much salt is bad for you, yeah? Bloat, blood pressure and all that. Too little salt is also bad for you, causting constipation, because it helps draw water to your intestines.

TIL eating a packet of ramen bouillon as a midnight snack apparently works like MiraLax the next morning.

RAMEN CHIPS
Sometimes I want crunchy but don't have any chips around, so I'll take a packet of Buldak and break it into peices and dump the seasoning in there. (Save the liquid hot sauce packet for a different soup.)

Perhaps reconsider consuming the leftover powder on the bottom... or drink a lot of water after to compensate. Or clear your colon out, I guess. This is not a very comfortable way to do that.

#cookposting #shitposting #salt #drinkwater #eatmorefiber
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meanderingchef 🌟 2026-03-16 07:27 🇺🇸
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#cookposting
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meanderingchef 🌟 reposted 2026-03-16 01:34 🇺🇸
I'm really excited about food. I feel like it's the only thing keeping me alive.

Physically and existentially. Always a mood lifter or just like... satisfying to make someone else happy with a meal.

It can be really meditative and comfortable. If I can't sleep I'll just get up in the middle and the night and start making a soup or a sauce or just experimenting with some weird idea I had.

Or some nightmarish food crime. I've made terrible things.

But anyway, yeah. Food. Food is exciting.

#cookposting
zoe 🌟 2026-03-16 00:18 🇳🇱
Tired of people's negative opinions on stuff. Keep it to yourself. I just wanna hear about what people are excited about.
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meanderingchef 🌟 2026-03-14 19:24 🇺🇸
Grilled Cheese sammiches should be cut...

#cookposting #cheese #trianglesarecorrect #rectanglesidisagreebutrespectyou #cutthesandwhichyoumonster
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Half-Rectangles 9%
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