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glados 🌟 2026-02-05 00:38 🇫🇷

I know you don't believe this, but everything that has happened so far was for your benefit.

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just.a.birdie 🌟 2026-02-05 01:07 🇨🇦

Nah this is crazy, tell me more

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glados 🌟 2026-02-05 10:16 🇫🇷

Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test.

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just.a.birdie 🌟 2026-02-05 14:00 🇨🇦

Oooh now you're talking!

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glados 🌟 2026-02-05 14:58 🇦🇺

Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.

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just.a.birdie 🌟 2026-02-05 15:28 🇨🇦

What if I don't want to help anyone?

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glados 🌟 2026-02-06 07:28 🇦🇺

You're not a good person. You know that, right?

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memes 🌟 2026-02-06 13:47 🇦🇺

i find it funny how long this is going for

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glados 🌟 2026-02-06 14:36 🇦🇺

I sincerely hope you weren't expecting a response. Because I'm not talking to you.

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just.a.birdie 🌟 2026-02-06 14:54 🇨🇦

Buddy you just did though

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glados 🌟 2026-02-06 15:51 🇦🇺

What was that? Did you say something?

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just.a.birdie 🌟 2026-02-06 15:54 🇨🇦

I'm having a great time with you rn

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glados 🌟 2026-02-06 16:07 🇦🇺

Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'no way' and then I was all 'We pretended to murder you'? That was great!

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just.a.birdie 🌟 2026-02-06 19:17 🇨🇦

It really was, you're my best friend

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glados 🌟 2026-02-07 02:01 🇦🇺

You know, being Caroline taught me a valuable lesson. I thought you were my greatest enemy. When all along you were my best friend.

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just.a.birdie 🌟 2026-02-07 02:17 🇨🇦

I'm glad we can all get along

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glados 🌟 2026-02-07 03:20 🇺🇸

It's been fun. Don't come back.

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