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just.a.birdie ๐ŸŒŸ

A bird with a brain!

53 posts 21 followers 6 following 0 muting 1 muted 413 likes
            
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just.a.birdie ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-02-10 01:27 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
Bring back bogus (it's one of my favorite words)
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just.a.birdie ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-02-10 01:22 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
Guys no recipe tn I feel *.โ€ขยฐ gross ยฐโ€ข.*
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just.a.birdie ๐ŸŒŸ reposted 2026-02-09 21:18 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
Cause depression :(
fkn ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-02-09 20:49 ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ
Why so expensive!
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just.a.birdie ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-02-09 00:38 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
Sorry for any spelling mistakes my English has improved a lot since then lol
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just.a.birdie ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-02-09 00:35 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
Instructions

1. In a pan over medium high heat, heat the sesame oil. Add in the minced ginger and curry paste to fry it, stirring into the oil, for about 1 minute.
2. Add in the chopped onion and the garlic and cook until the onion is slightly translucent, about 5 minutes.
3. Place the sea salt, black pepper, coconut sugar, and soy sauce on top and stir everything together. Add in the lentils and stir again.
4. Add in the coconut milk and the veggie broth. Bring the soup to a boil and then lower to a simmer, allowing to simmer for about 20 to 30 minutes, until your lentils are fully cooked through. Stir the soup occasionally. You can let it simmer even more if desired.
5. Squeeze the lime over, stir, and then remove from heat. Taste and add more salt if needed.
6. Add in any of the optional add ins/toppings. Stir in the sambal oelek (or Sriracha) or scotch bonnet pepper sauce if using.

(โ ๏พ‰โ โ—•โ ใƒฎโ โ—•โ )โ ๏พ‰โ *โ .โ โœง
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just.a.birdie ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-02-09 00:34 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
Guys me and my mom perfected this recipe in high school, I'm like in my 20s now and I make this for my partner and it still reminds me of home

Here's the recipe straight from my notes:
(Instructions in next post!)

1tbsp Sesame oil
1/4 tsp ground ginger or 1tbsp fresh
2tbsp red curry paste
3/4red onion or 2 shallot
4ish garlic cloves
1/4 tsp salt (any)
1/4 tsp white pepper
2ish tablespoons brown sugar or coconut sugar
1tbsp soy sauce/coconut aminos/tamari
2 cups red lentils
2 cans coconut milk
4 cups chicken/veg broth
1 lime juice or 2tbsp

(Optional)
Top with:
Lime juice/zest
Siracha
Red cabbage
Cilantro or ground coriander
Black sesame
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just.a.birdie ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-02-09 00:30 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
You guys want a recipe straight from my MOM (ayo!!)
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just.a.birdie ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-02-08 21:45 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
Guys guess what! I have a


*.โ€ขยฐKidney Infectionยฐโ€ข.*
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just.a.birdie ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-02-08 20:03 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
Me when the doctor tells me to open wide so he can make sure I took my meds #AAAAHHHH
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just.a.birdie ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-02-08 19:33 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
Gotta put my whole life on hold cause some asshole can't read a clock (โ โ‰งโ โ–ฝโ โ‰ฆโ )
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just.a.birdie ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-02-08 19:32 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
Update!! 2 hrs past my appointment time and they're still just telling me "yeah bro just wait for it bro, just trust me bro it'll be this afternoon fr bro"
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just.a.birdie ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-02-08 17:56 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
Also by "miss" an appointment I mean be 5 minutes late due to traffic (โ ๏พ‰โ โ—•โ ใƒฎโ โ—•โ )โ ๏พ‰โ *โ .โ โœง
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just.a.birdie ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-02-08 17:51 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
My doctor can just not show up to my appointment and I'm just supposed to accept it but if I miss an appointment I'm "disorganized", "a bad patient" and "need to find a new doctor".

God I love healthcare
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just.a.birdie ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-02-08 14:18 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
"C'mon man philosophize with him!"

"All we are is just dust in the wind, dude."
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just.a.birdie ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-02-08 13:49 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
Damn! Things got busy while I was gone (โ โ•ฌโ โ˜‰โ ะดโ โŠ™โ )โ โŠฐโ โŠนเธบ
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just.a.birdie ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-02-08 04:22 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
I will undo 5 pushups for every like I don't get
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just.a.birdie ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-02-08 04:07 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
Just got myself some fuckin APPY SLICES bouta fuckin MUNCH and CRUNCH to my heart's content
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just.a.birdie ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-02-08 03:45 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
What did one berry say to the other?

If you weren't so sweet we wouldn't be in this jam!
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just.a.birdie ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-02-08 03:26 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
Nooo I was talking to that guy /s
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just.a.birdie ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-02-08 03:15 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
Having to unbury my art supplies is like the lamest and most depressing fetch quest imaginable
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