Post by just.a.birdie 🌟

            
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just.a.birdie 🌟 2026-02-08 17:51 🇨🇦

My doctor can just not show up to my appointment and I'm just supposed to accept it but if I miss an appointment I'm "disorganized", "a bad patient" and "need to find a new doctor".

God I love healthcare

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tandoori 🌟 2026-02-08 17:54 🇳🇿

Boo!!!

Explode them or something it'll be funny

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just.a.birdie 🌟 2026-02-08 17:55 🇨🇦

I will simply cry

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tandoori 🌟 2026-02-08 17:56 🇳🇿

A sad but acceptable alternative,

I hope you get whatever help you aren't getting :>

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magpie.girl 🌟 2026-02-08 17:58 🇨🇦

GET THE APPLES.

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just.a.birdie 🌟 2026-02-08 17:59 🇨🇦

IM TRYING TO COMMUNE WITH DOCTORS NOT KEEP THEM AWAY

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oliverb 🌟 2026-02-08 17:52 🇭🇺

You should use my method: keep a doctor at your house.

So your doctor can ignore you 24/7

:)

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just.a.birdie 🌟 2026-02-08 17:53 🇨🇦

You're right I'm just gonna buy my own. I'll hold them captive and have medical care forever!

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oliverb 🌟 2026-02-08 17:54 🇭🇺

Just don't forget to feed them.

But only before midnight.

NEVER after midnight.

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just.a.birdie 🌟 2026-02-08 17:55 🇨🇦

Ah shit man, first the gremlins now the doctors! I can't keep up with all these rules

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oliverb 🌟 2026-02-08 17:57 🇭🇺

It's easy, you can pacify a doctor with a nicely polished stethoscope, and then they behave ;)

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just.a.birdie 🌟 2026-02-08 17:58 🇨🇦

I cannot afford a stethoscope unfortunately, I think I am thoroughly screwed

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