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oliverb 🌟 2026-02-08 17:52 🇭🇺

You should use my method: keep a doctor at your house.

So your doctor can ignore you 24/7

:)

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just.a.birdie 🌟 2026-02-08 17:53 🇨🇦

You're right I'm just gonna buy my own. I'll hold them captive and have medical care forever!

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oliverb 🌟 2026-02-08 17:54 🇭🇺

Just don't forget to feed them.

But only before midnight.

NEVER after midnight.

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just.a.birdie 🌟 2026-02-08 17:55 🇨🇦

Ah shit man, first the gremlins now the doctors! I can't keep up with all these rules

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oliverb 🌟 2026-02-08 17:57 🇭🇺

It's easy, you can pacify a doctor with a nicely polished stethoscope, and then they behave ;)

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just.a.birdie 🌟 2026-02-08 17:58 🇨🇦

I cannot afford a stethoscope unfortunately, I think I am thoroughly screwed

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