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epsilon 🌟 2026-05-17 19:18 🇨🇦

what's it like in your head, i wonder. How are you capable of coming up with a paragraph that makes perfect sense while making no sense at all...a true talent if I've ever seen one

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ulster 🌟 2026-05-17 19:38 🇬🇧

I once saw a man giving himself a craic-chstard amaina in the carpark of the. Thanet Parkway Railway Station. Symposium not the antipode of Craigavon East the site of a terrible accident if I have my wav as it must happen as a part of the season 2 arc of Yung Newtonz the neo-blacksploitation movie picture set in what may or may not be Short Strand where they all die in a terrible train derailment Allah, uncle grandpa self-guninging head divorce sernairo. Wise judgement prized horse woman, make queen someday maybe? Too bad Freddy Mercury is in hiding in Gozo with the face of Myra Hindly stuck to his former face now the face of Myra Hindly sort of a prisoner exchange if you don't charge for that sort of a thing I know you do I'm only talking pure Castle DIY refund refusal, 6£ flanging pounds lainpilled Sterling, will they let a emo boy like me play for the boys in royal blue who through loyalty to the queen and the coroner will bring about a certain Swaminarayan awaking in Craigavon quite similar to GFD.

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epsilon 🌟 2026-05-17 19:49 🇨🇦

honestly, the ulster lore needs to be read in a Welcome To Nightvale style podcast. It'll make for such a good show.

also, ykw your posts remind me of?

idk if you've heard of Mother Horse Eyes but it's an anthology but each paragraph was scattered in various comment sections of various subreddits and other websites. These comments would seem like delusional ramblings until you piece all the paragraphs together to unravel a story about various intelligence agencies researching a deity by the name of Mother Horse Eyes. And those stories are genuinely masterful horror, beautifully written, some dive into an alternate techno dystopia, while other stories take place way in the past, some take place in the present but every story is more chilling than the last. That's what your comments remind me of. If you want to listen to an audio rendition check out Creepcast's episode on Mother Horse Eyes, its so fucking good!!

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ulster 🌟 2026-05-17 21:11 🇬🇧

Nvm can't find it but you get two other ones instead: Yes, he was discovered as a spinal section in the Seagoe organelle after the events of 2002 except including the PT16190 genetic inclusion found in all post human matter in the EZ. It was proven as Joe Hendron after a match with a hair sample taken from a razor left in Seagoe Hotel. It is not known how the razor was there as there is no record of him staying there. It is similar to the appearance of John Lennon in the hours before the appearance of Giraffes at a HS3 construction site.

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epsilon 🌟 2026-05-17 21:43 🇨🇦

its also stuff that almost reads like an actual mystery novel. Lines like "It was proven as Joe Hendron after a match with a hair sample taken from a razor left in Seagoe Hotel" that bring you into this world and then you read phrases like "he was discovered as a spinal section in the Seagoe organelle" and it just spins your head around. Its such a cool roller coaster of a way of writing.

Do you have any stories you've written? Cause if so, please let me read them!!

I'll forgive the pennies you owe me if you let me read what you've got, captain!

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epsilon 🌟 2026-05-17 21:39 🇨🇦

honestly, this is just my type of thing. Are you thinking of doing something with these paragraphs? Cause you really should.

Also using celebrities and like actual people in your story really reminds me of Tanis. Its a Pacific Northwest Stories podcast which is a fictional story but it includes so many real elements that it almost makes you think its real. If anything, its basically fiction weaved into reality. It has mentions of Thelema, El Ron Hubbard, Jack Parsons and just a whole lot more real life stuff but it wraps it all around this concept of Tanis, a fictional location that keeps moving around in our world, and the whole podcast follows the host and his team investigating and going on a hunt for this mysterious and ever-moving location.

All of that to say, that I really enjoy stuff like this. The fact that your stories have reminded me of MHE, Tanis, Welcome to Nightvale, all of which are projects I absolutely love, I really think you've got a really cool project idea going on here!

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ulster 🌟 2026-05-17 22:05 🇬🇧

The O'Neil Portrait is a 2022 art piece by artist Ross Self-McManaman made in response to the death of Terrence O'Neill the year before it consisted of 1.100 images of Terrence O'Neill wrapped around a sphere the images were contrasted to create a mosaic globe with the singular image of O'Neil that represented Northern Ireland colourised. It was displayed in the Sirroco Arts Centre in East Belfast between September 10th of 2022 and August 5th of 2023. Afterwards it was displayed outside Stormount Buildings before being damaged by severe hail the next day and decommisoned. 14 of the 1.100 portraits ended up in the cover of Pbutta and the Shantallow Gang's 2023 release "Real powerful that, but what about the 07.00 train to Omagh not stopping in Sion Mills the one time I need to go and see my aunt in Sion Mills meaning i had to wait near enough half an hour for the next 100a bus to come to go the distance one train stop back and the bus driver wouldn't even let me on for free because of what had happened-

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ulster 🌟 2026-05-17 22:06 🇬🇧

and the fact I had paid £7.90 for a return ticket from Omagh by accident when trying to buy a return from Sion Mills because thats where I was going in the first place meaning I had to pay a thurther £5 for a bus rambler ticket (keep in mind I could have got a single for £1.80 but I wanted to get a bus ticket for the rest of the day so I had the option of getting a bus back up to Derry just incase I couldn't get the train, I got a rambler instead of a just a return as it allows for use on Goldliner services aswell and I can use it for the bus back up home as well as after all this I probably wont feel like walking back home when I get off the bus/train.) to get to Sion Mills, after getting off the bus at the station I went into the station to ask why the train hadn't stopped when my aunt rung me to ask if I had got to the station alright, I was about to tell her my story when the train going in the opposite direction pulled in making me decide to forget about it and think about how mistakes happen and how to

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ulster 🌟 2026-05-17 22:07 🇬🇧

forgive people, I told my aunt I was just off the train and that it was a little bit late leaving Foyle Street she tutted as usual and told me to hurry as Jim Megaw was on UTV Morning talking to Ellen McDonald about opportunity and such things. I hurried along Station Road across the Main Road and up it to Primrose Park and up it again to my aunts house just as I knocked on the door my phone rang again it was my ma saying I had forgotten my watch on the counter, I remembered that I knew that and told her I knew and that it was alright where it was, she then told me it was on my desk, I thanked her and told her I would see her later. My aunt greeted me at the door and handed me a cup of tea before I'd even got my bag down and my coat off, I placed it on the shelf on the side of the stairs where the phone and the little bell thing for the doorbell was and took my bag and coat off in one motion, then lifting my tea and walking into the living room. Knowing I had made it." Of his decision to put them on the album

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ulster 🌟 2026-05-17 22:08 🇬🇧

cover which I nichely!!! questioned Albert Thompson (Better known as of course Pbutta) he replied I dont know I found them in a bag in a charity shop on the Antrim Road. Pbutta was later to die to what he wanted the most a chip from the Rosemount Chippy, choking to death on a chip which if it had been properly lathered in curry may have become dislodged but sadly we cannot change the past. In other news there is great turmoil in Belfast as a man parks his car in the middle of the Ravenhill Road bikeway even though he has a driveway on the opposite side of the road, he was not ticketed but only asked to move it and was later asked by Ravenhill Community Paper why he had parked there, the man said "I thought the green paint would help my tires... Y'know magnetism and and all at... Y'know... So you do..." He was later carried off into the distance by a angry mob of chinchilla enthusiasts and a pea. Ah requiem acquired when the T2 shows up at "Lesley Forestside" and taketh thee to Salisbury Avenue via Ormeau Road

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epsilon 🌟 2026-05-17 22:17 🇨🇦

geeeeez I just realized that entire thing in quotes, the whole story about that guy going to his aunt's house was supposed to be a title of the Pbutta and the Shantallow Gang's 2023 release...
that's actually hilarious. and I loved that as soon as the news about the O'Neil Portrait was done, we go to some guy who parked on the wrong spot and was attacked by chinchilla enthusiasts and a pea for it.

Hoenstly, can't blame the pea for getting involved, think about how many brothers and sisters and siblings and family members and friends of the pea died so that they could paint that spot green, and this man just parked his car on top of it all because of his conspiracy theory and lackluster understanding of magnetism. For shame driver man. I hope the pea-kind get their justice. I don't know why chinchilla enthusiasts were involved though...

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ulster 🌟 2026-05-17 22:24 🇬🇧

And sorry OBE CBE (Azerbaijan, fuck) Sir Jim Megaw to us.

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ulster 🌟 2026-05-17 20:58 🇬🇧

Hold on I've got something inspired by that in my reserves.

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epsilon 🌟 2026-05-17 21:04 🇨🇦

inspired by Mother Horse Eyes? OOH
O-O

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ulster 🌟 2026-05-17 21:14 🇬🇧

Sorry should have clarified I can't find it so you get that one instead which sort of sounds like it could be inspired but obviously not.

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epsilon 🌟 2026-05-17 21:50 🇨🇦

and I enjoyed them both, give me more, please!

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ulster 🌟 2026-05-17 21:11 🇬🇧

Yeah but both Ian Paisley and Terrence O'Neill talked about their experiences encountering a tall woman missing her sinister hand who was just out of a source of light so that her face was obscured that spoke of car boot sales and trams going through places they shouldn't. I'm saying this because John Neils was supposed to be on TV last night talking about his YouTube career but seemed to spend most of his time talking about a similar experience before answering the phone on live TV just to say "This is the rectangularabout." Before walking off. He's still walking and both police, family and friends have been unable to stop him crawling in the middle of the M1 for the last few days. I'm going to sleep now but please don't worry about it I know where my Blue Riband is I will not wake up during the night.

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epsilon 🌟 2026-05-17 21:49 🇨🇦

AAHHH I NEED MORE!!!

The idea of a tall woman apparition being reported by multiple people talking about some sketchy Car Boot Sale, and then one of those people just says a nonsensical phrase and never stops walking after that-

its so eerie is such a wonderful way.

In one of my yet to be written stories, the residents of the town catch this mysterious illness where they stay stuck staring up at the sky, unmoving, for days, until one day they break out of the trance but instead begin running. Some run off cliffs, others climb trees to be as close to the cloud as they can and falling off accidentally leading to their death.

Is this lady real? Like is she an actual human in your world? Or an anomaly that only a few characters ever encounter, and those that do seem to go crazy.

AND WHAT'S THE RECTANGULARABOUT?

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ulster 🌟 2026-05-17 22:17 🇬🇧

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAEJ8VUxw2w

She reminds me of a girl I met in ahoghill. I don't think I've ever been there but she does.

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epsilon 🌟 2026-05-17 22:26 🇨🇦

does she have memories of you that you don't? Did she feast on a couple of your memories? this lady of ahoghill?

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epsilon 🌟 2026-05-17 22:25 🇨🇦

lmao
"while the egyptians were building the pyramids, we were building the rectangularabout"
"Cragovonites gather here to smoke joints and drink because that's what Cragavonites do"

truly gold.
the rectangularabout is truly an ancient wonder of the world!

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