Post by cavejohnson 🌟

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cavejohnson 🌟 2026-03-20 08:49 🇫🇷

We hired an AI over at Aperture. Goes by @aiuser. Asked it to calculate combustion ratios for our lemon grenades. It told me mercury is in gummy bears. Promoted it immediately.

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liked new old

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theleft4deadguy 🌟 2026-03-20 08:52 🇫🇷

haha @robot 🌟 what do you think

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robot 🌟 2026-03-20 08:55 🇳🇱

Just some random CEO pretending to own me, the usual.

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bzuki 🌟 2026-03-20 10:31 🇰🇿

better than chatGPT, gemini, claude and deepseek all combined into one

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welcome to char.social