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randy ๐ŸŒŸ

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randy ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-09-26 11:03 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
some girl dedicated georgia on my mind to me at the karaoke and we joked about me getting wet but the world being what it is i have no clue if that's flirting or not
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randy ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-09-21 20:29 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
whys every wlw on dating apps a clone. hi i trek i have a dog and i smoke like am i tripping. what
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randy ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-07-02 06:00 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
this is 100% me being a nasty jealous bitch but i hate when beautiful people are good at things
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randy ๐ŸŒŸ reposted 2026-06-25 18:34 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
jerryusername ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-06-25 10:21 ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
I STILL DO
CHEESE IS IMMORTAL
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randy ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-06-20 22:07 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
we have tools to brush cats....
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randy ๐ŸŒŸ reposted 2026-06-19 21:06 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
noname ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-06-19 10:58 ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ
Meow
#catboysupremacy
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randy ๐ŸŒŸ reposted 2026-06-19 21:05 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
portiphillio ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-06-19 17:07 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
Pool Fuel Compost
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randy ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-06-17 16:32 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
borger
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randy ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-06-17 05:13 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
ACTUALLY PASSED THE DRIVING EXAM AND I WAS JUST BEING A MOPEY LITTLE BITCH?????
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randy ๐ŸŒŸ reposted 2026-06-16 07:14 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
that being said my local queer org has planned 4 continuous days of partying starting tomorrow so. (i was gonna go either way, the mood is gonna be a lil different that's all)
randy ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-06-16 07:11 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
lads i failed the driving exam probably
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randy ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-06-16 07:11 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
lads i failed the driving exam probably
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randy ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-06-13 06:18 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
8am, loud techno, muesli and rosรฉ typa day
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randy ๐ŸŒŸ reposted 2026-06-13 06:10 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
So far i have gotten a buzzcut so my hair wouldnt bother me
randy ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-06-13 06:07 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
I need unhinged tips to deal with driving anxiety. No breathing tips please i need actionable things that i can do without stopping the car. Time sensitive (exam in 2 days)
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randy ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-06-13 06:07 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
I need unhinged tips to deal with driving anxiety. No breathing tips please i need actionable things that i can do without stopping the car. Time sensitive (exam in 2 days)
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randy ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-06-13 06:06 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
I'm over a year in and i still haven't passed my driving exam because im a shitty fucking pissbaby who cries when there's one (1) car also on the road with them
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randy ๐ŸŒŸ reposted 2026-06-02 16:01 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
fuck biophysics with tender loving consent
marble ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-06-02 14:21 ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ
Man FUCK biophysics respectfully.
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randy ๐ŸŒŸ reposted 2026-06-02 16:01 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
Some species of herring communicate through farts
azathoth ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-06-02 15:06 ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ
Ohhh, so bored, do you guys know something interesting or idk?
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randy ๐ŸŒŸ reposted 2026-06-02 15:59 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
badgorlateverything ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-06-02 15:45 ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ
muerte al imperialismo anglosajรณn, larga vida al salmรณn
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randy ๐ŸŒŸ reposted 2026-05-31 15:27 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
lenchanteur ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-31 15:07 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
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randy ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-26 06:49 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
im getting a new fridge today cause id been keeping my sensitive food in a busted ass lil fridge that wouldn't get colder than 10 celsius. been playing with life lmao thank fuck it's over
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