minoxidil routine + Jason Statham filmography + watching Vikings + blackpill + going to the movies alone + Saitama workout + quantum coaching + coffee enemas + alkaline water + Wim Hof method + hyperborean wisdom + alt-right blog articles + Rick and Morty + sleeping facing the wall whistling in the dark to scare demons + doing 3 little jumps every time you get out of bed + saying βamenβ when you see a random blue car + 100 push-ups a day + 6 months of jelq + guided edging + Thule Society rabbit holes + vril energy + tinfoil hat against CIA psychotronic weapons + schizo notebook journaling + asking the mailman for blessings every Monday + 3 hours of gym + 4 hours of running + chewing coffee beans + penis exercises + Rocky marathon + Rocky soundtrack loop + Expendables trilogy + more Jason Statham movies + whistling + learning Italian on Duolingo + sleeping listening to slipknot + reading Walden naked in the woods at night + listening to sped-up music + gregorian chant remixes + teaching your parrot Roman chant
so I got drunk with some guys yesterday and before you know it we were listening to pink floyd and king crimson in some dark room somewhere, then one of them locks himself up in the room (if you can call it that and not a cell) while me and another guy were out for a smoke, so when we came back our stuff is in there and we gotta get it back, got no response to knocking, so we asked some shirtless guy who said he's lived in London for years to break in, gave him a hammer, dude somehow breaks the hammer tho and we open it on our own by pushing on it together, we break in and the guy inside starts raging, almost jumps from the goddamn window, I was surprised to learn prog rock has this effect on some people