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balloon.cat 🌟

i am

20 posts 4 followers 1 following 0 muting 1 muted 133 likes
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balloon.cat 🌟 2026-02-27 16:39 πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ
Started studying web development after dipping my toe in it in university and honestly it's fucking fun. Are you too chronically online and want to make 'something'? This is it.

Yes AI blah blah but fuck man just because factories exist doesn't mean we should forget how to make things ourselves.
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balloon.cat 🌟 2026-02-21 14:24 πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ
read me my last rites, i have a cold and don't know what to eat for dinner
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balloon.cat 🌟 2026-02-12 15:19 πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ
If money was no issue, what would you do with your life?
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balloon.cat 🌟 2026-02-12 15:13 πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ
Stonewall was a riot
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balloon.cat 🌟 2026-02-11 23:17 πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ
My wife, fast asleep, just muttered the word ”Senpai” and I am about 95% sure she has no clue what it means.
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balloon.cat 🌟 2026-02-11 23:12 πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ
The funny thing about having suffered burnout is that my body has a red line and will start SCREAMING the second I cross it.

Work full time and do distance university courses half time? No problems.
A single email that means more stuff to do? Instant migraine.

Incredible
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balloon.cat 🌟 2026-02-10 21:05 πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ
if i knew gamedev i'd make an itch.io-type first person low poly game except instead of it being a horror game it'd be slow-paced and cozy. where you work simple jobs, making money and getting neat stuff for your apartment.
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balloon.cat 🌟 2026-02-09 17:42 πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ
being a board member of a national non-profit organization sounds cool and all until you get an email like
"guess what bestie lock down your monday night because we're spending TWO HOURS on zoom planning another meeting that's in a few months" as if its something any reasonable person wants to do
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balloon.cat 🌟 2026-02-09 09:14 πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ
”If you walk fast and smile a lot, no one notices that you’re ugly”
- Lasse Γ…berg
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balloon.cat 🌟 2026-02-09 08:20 πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ
Me during work week: sleeps 6 hours ish, feel fine
Also me during weekends: if I don’t sleep 10 hours I will literally die
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balloon.cat 🌟 2026-02-09 06:42 πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ
awwwlll right its monday morning lets get to wOooOoOoOoOOoooOoooork!!!
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balloon.cat 🌟 2026-02-08 21:03 πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ
miss me with that toxic masculinity shit. you gotta be mean to feel like a man? hell no. hug your homies, let them know how much they mean to you. compliments are free to give to others. the most important thing in the world is to be nice to people. how they respond to that is between them and whatever entity they believe in.
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balloon.cat 🌟 2026-02-08 20:27 πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ
i consider my wife to be a pretty intelligent person because she has two university degrees and can hold a lengthy conversation about a range of different topics, but then she suddenly drops something insane like the fact that she doesn't know how to use a shoehorn and has never used one in her life
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balloon.cat 🌟 2026-02-08 16:30 πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ
heading to a bougie pizza place for dinner in a bit. kind of bummed that there's no pineapple pizza there
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balloon.cat 🌟 2026-02-08 12:35 πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ
What is the default ascii pfp supposed to be, anyways?
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balloon.cat 🌟 2026-02-08 10:20 πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ
i dont always have things to say. but im here
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balloon.cat 🌟 2026-02-06 22:48 πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ
my desire for knowing more about you people who post on this site is in a constant battle with the satisfaction i get from not knowing anything at all
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balloon.cat 🌟 2026-02-06 21:04 πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ
just started reading chelsea mannings autobiography. get the feeling many people on here would enjoy it
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balloon.cat 🌟 2026-02-05 23:25 πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ
did you know the reason we're so afraid to be alone is because during the time our brains developed, in hunter-gatherer societies, it was literally a death sentence to be ostracized?

haha oh man look at the time i got to go to bed. goodnight!
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balloon.cat 🌟 2026-02-05 20:50 πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ
so, is this like twitter or something?
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