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chlorophyllbat 🌟

Bat-hearted, spider-minded ⋆q‧ Pro-matriarchy /|\ ^._.^ /|\

12 followers 2 following 164 posts 65 Posts 19 Reposts 80 Replies 330 likes 1 muting 2 muted 0 ⚝ tags 0 βœ• tags
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chlorophyllbat 🌟 2026-09-13 18:30 πŸ‡³πŸ‡±
I'm still waiting for the big beautiful notification </3 Hoping it happens in the near future .⋆q‧♑
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chlorophyllbat 🌟 reposted 2026-09-09 08:20 πŸ‡³πŸ‡±
Use a pigeon
ameme 🌟 2026-09-09 04:49 πŸ‡¨πŸ‡±
How can I stay connected to my friends without using traditional social media?
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chlorophyllbat 🌟 2026-08-31 00:17 πŸ‡³πŸ‡±
Hey man! Look at me rockin out, I'm on the radio! - absolute peak
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chlorophyllbat 🌟 reposted 2026-08-31 00:14 πŸ‡³πŸ‡±
As a fellow swede, def not. I'm convinced people pretend to like it
hpoltergeist 🌟 2026-08-30 21:07 πŸ‡­πŸ‡Ί
#YesOrNo

Would you try surstrΓΆmming?
Yes. 33%
No. 67%
15 votes
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chlorophyllbat 🌟 2026-08-27 04:20 πŸ‡³πŸ‡±
I'm devestated about Dolly
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chlorophyllbat 🌟 2026-08-23 01:50 πŸ‡³πŸ‡±
Accidentally downloaded malware, deleted it, went through my files five times, checked running stuff in the background once, scanned my laptop four times, restarted it 6 times, changed my password on my important stuff, logged my Google out of their device and I'm anxiously checking what devices my Google accounts are connected to. I am actively shitting myself and I'm terrified. Even covered up my cameras, the anxiety is sky high, not even sky high but galaxy high. I'm gonna explode shortly
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chlorophyllbat 🌟 2026-08-19 01:25 πŸ‡³πŸ‡±
Got a crush on my friend's dad #canttellnobody
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chlorophyllbat 🌟 2026-08-18 00:50 πŸ‡³πŸ‡±
It's sad how much of my childhood was focused on losing weight
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chlorophyllbat 🌟 2026-08-13 23:40 πŸ‡³πŸ‡±
Friday 14th of August, 01:40.

Dear diary, I fear that my inconsistency in being able to save money has now come to bite me in the arse. I don't have money for the new build a bear Bat and Spider plushies.
I'm gonna cry.

PS. I might commit robbery just to achieve the plushies in question.

.⋆q‧♑
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chlorophyllbat 🌟 2026-08-10 12:29 πŸ‡³πŸ‡±
I saw someone be really mean to pigeons earlier, I rushed home and then started crying. I hate how emotional I get when I haven't slept properly, but imagine how the pigeons feel. It's so sad. I definitely judge people on how they treat pigeons
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chlorophyllbat 🌟 2026-07-30 13:39 πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ
I'ma monsta I'ma m-m-monsta! *Dances impressively*
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chlorophyllbat 🌟 reposted 2026-07-29 21:36 πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ
THISSS. I don't understand why some people treat it like the woke Olympics or who's 'mature' enough. If you're not able to admit you're wrong in an opinion/phrasing ect. or misunderstood something then you're quite the opposite of what you're trying to achieve I fear..
seasheep 🌟 2026-07-29 21:06 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
People that constantly take the moral high ground in every situation seem very ignorant to me. It's fine to admit that you said something wrong or that could've been interpreted differently- that's not a reason to start attacking someone with threats and insults.
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chlorophyllbat 🌟 2026-07-18 06:36 πŸ‡³πŸ‡±
Driving from NL to Sweden! Finally going home for two weeks, I miss my cinnamon buns and meatballs .⋆q‧♑
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chlorophyllbat 🌟 2026-07-15 10:04 πŸ‡³πŸ‡±
I'm dying, it's so warm... Somebody kiss me
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chlorophyllbat 🌟 2026-07-14 09:45 πŸ‡³πŸ‡±
Every time I see a cat I feel like my nervous system resets, like nvm guys.. I'm fine now, I just needed to pet a cat .⋆q‧♑
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chlorophyllbat 🌟 2026-07-14 04:48 πŸ‡³πŸ‡±
It's always 'Oh goths are so cool' until I say I want my partners crystalized blood as the gem on my wedding ring and that I want a drained and preserved human heart as decoration

Sigh... No one ever understands </3
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chlorophyllbat 🌟 2026-06-24 10:54 πŸ‡³πŸ‡±
This heat is absolutely KILLING ME. It's 32Β° for me today in the NL.. It's gonna go up to 36Β° today. Help...

And people say global warming isn't real..
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chlorophyllbat 🌟 2026-06-16 06:46 πŸ‡³πŸ‡±
Omg i love the updates, i haven't been here in a while <3
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chlorophyllbat 🌟 2026-05-13 22:25 πŸ‡³πŸ‡±
The dead horse just moved a leg. CAN IT STAY DEAD. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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chlorophyllbat 🌟 2026-05-13 10:41 πŸ‡³πŸ‡±
Y'all ever hear a song so good you just come on the spot?
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