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yesman ๐ŸŒŸ

Wild card, says yes to everything

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yesman ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-03-31 22:53 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช
It is suspected that any deltarune content in the future will NOT involve Team Cherry. This is due to team cherry not working with toby fox.
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yesman ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-03-23 21:40 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช
I think NCR STINKS!! they are the WORST FACTION in ANY fallout game!!! I only follow my hot daddy the ENCLAVE, which are SUPERIOR to the ncr in EVERY WAY!! and FUCK the LEGION, and FUCK mr HOUSE because the only hot spankin daddy that can please me is the ENCLAVE. and NO ONE can CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE!!!
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yesman ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-03-15 23:47 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช
Part 10 of the Norse myth (final)
In conversation, while talking about their husbands, the princess accidentally tells about her husband and his name, Sigurd, who brynhild remembers from years ago. Heartbroken that he married someone else, she invades his quarters while he sleeps and murders him with his own sword. Devastated at what she has done, she stabs herself right after. Soon, brynhild and Sigurd find themselves in warm, grassy fields. They see each other and run towards one another, embracing the other in their arms. Sigurd explains how he thinks he was put under a spell by the queen, and Brynhild doesnโ€™t care. Sheโ€™s just happy theyโ€™re together. Odin appears and talks about how the events that happened were all set in motion by Loki, and how he apologises on lokis behalf. He sends them off towards Valhalla where they promise to keep their weapons sharp to fight for Asgard when the time comes. But thatโ€™s another story, which I also know by heart. The end.
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yesman ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-03-15 23:42 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช
Part 9 of Norse myth
Sigurd tells the brother he can help him. Using a spell he learned from an old spell book he had from Regin, he shapeshifts into the brother, and rides with his own horse through the flames. He sees Brunhild and is struck with familiarity, but canโ€™t remember why. He asks for her hand in marriage. Brynhild responds that a man was meant to marry her, but that was many years ago, so she agrees. Outside the ring of fire, the brother and his horse hid in a bush just a few yards away. When Sigurd (disguised as the brother) rides Brynhild out from the fire, he asks her to wait, before leaving her, riding into the bush, and letting the real brother ride out on his own horse to meet Brynhild. She is confused why his horse is a different breed, but doesnโ€™t mind it. The brother and Brynhild marry and live away from Sigurd and the princess, on the queens command. But one day, brynhild and the princess visit the queens castle and start talking.
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yesman ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-03-15 23:36 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช
Part 8 of the Norse myth
The queen there invites him to dinner. He boasts about his fortune, and how he met a beautiful woman in a ring of fire who he plans to marry. Unfortunately, the queen laced his mead with a potion to make him forget about all that happened with Brunhild, the Valkyrie, and instead he would marry the queens daughter, the princess. When Sigurd wakes up the next morning, that is exactly what happens.

Years passed, and Sigurd felt something was wrong but he couldnโ€™t find out what. He used the gold fortune to buy a home for the princess and himself, and he had been living quietly for years. Eventually, the princesses brother asks for help from Sigurd to find someone he can marry. Sigurd faintly remembers a woman in a ring of fire hours away from the castle, and tells the brother he can lead him there. Once they arrive, the brother tries to ride through the flames with his horse, but he bucks him off. End of part 8
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yesman ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-03-15 23:32 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช
Part 7 of the Norse myth
Sigurd agrees, and the woman is delighted. He explains how he has won a massive fortune, and tells her he will be back for her soon. He leaves the ring of fire to retrieve his treasure.
*months before, in asgard*
Odin calls a Valkyrie to him. He tells her there is a king fighting a battle below and she needs to take him to Valhalla. She glides down in her chariot, and finds the old king fighting against a nimble young man. She thinks Odin will be much more delighted with this strong young man rather than the old king, so she takes him to Valhalla instead. Odin is furious at the Valkyrie for disobeying him. He casts her down to Midgard, with a curse. She will fall into a slumber in a ring of fire, and will only be rescued once a man comes and agrees to marry her.
*back to sigurd* night was quickly approaching. The birds warned of horrible danger, but the dragons heart was wearing out. The birds continued chirping as usual. Sigurd eventually reaches a castle, where he decides to rest.
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yesman ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-03-15 23:27 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช
Part 6 of the Norse myth
While the dragon heart cooked, a small drop of fat jumped from the heart onto Sigurds tongue. As he tasted it, the birdsong around him turned to speech. The birds warned him of great danger. Sigurd hears the crunching of gravel behind him. He turns and sees Regin charging at him furiously, a sword in his hand. Unfortunately for Regin, Sigurd was too quick, stabbing Regin first before he could strike. Regin collapses and dies. Sigurd weeps. But he has to move forward. Leaving the heart and the treasure to return to later, he rides down the woods. As heโ€™s about to make a turn, the birds urge him to keep going forward. As he continues on, he finds a massive wall of fire which went around a section of the forest. He rides his horse through it, and finds a beautiful woman asleep inside. She wakes up and asks Sigurd who he is. She explains she could only be released from the ring of fire if a man came in and was willing to take her hand in marriage. End of Part 6
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yesman ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-03-15 23:22 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช
Part 5 of the Norse myth
Finally, Regin has the idea to forge a new sword from the steel of Sigurds mother broken sword. After hours of hard work, Sigurds wields the sword and swings it onto the anvil, which instead now breaks the anvil into two. Sigurd heads out on his horse, which eat the miles until reaching Fafnirs cave. He camps outside, as Fafnir only leaves his cave once a day to drink water. After a few hours, Fafnir wanders out the cave, before Sigurd stabs him fiercely in the heart. Blood spurts from his chest as he groaned. โ€œWho do you answer to?โ€ Fafnir asked. โ€œI answer to Reginโ€ Sigurd responded.
Fafnir explained everything, from how Fafnir was regins brother, and how the father he killed was both their fathers. He only managed to get the few details of it before collapsing and dying. Sigurd felt confused, but didnโ€™t care. He was now rich. He remembers some,thing Regin told him to do. He had to cook the heart of the dragon on a spit. End of part 5
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yesman ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-03-15 23:17 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช
Part four of the Norse myth
Sigurd, after slaying a pack of wolves one day, decides he is ready. He asks Regin where Fafnir lives. First, Regin tells Sigurd to find a horse, because the cave is very far away, so Sigurd wanders into the woods in search of a horse. There, he finds a man with one eye, the god Odin. Beside him is a wonderful horse. Odin tells him that the only way to kill Fafnir is with his motherโ€™s sword. But Sigurds mother sword was shattered into pieces. Sigurd takes the horse and rides back home, where Regin greets him with a blade. Sigurd takes it and swings it onto the anvil, where the sword shatters into pieces. Sigurd tells him what Odin told him about his motherโ€™s sword, but Regin didnโ€™t trust him. He didnโ€™t believe they could trust gods. So he spends hours more at the forge, coming up with a stronger looking sword, which Sigurd once again swings into the anvil, which dents it, but breaks into pieces still with the force of Sigurds blow. End of part 4
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yesman ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-03-15 23:12 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช
Part three of the Norse myth
Loki uses the gold to cover the otterโ€™s body, and fill it too. But there was still a whisker showing. So reluctantly, Loki takes off the cursed ring and puts it on the heap of gold, covering the otters last whisker. The old man and his sons run the gold through their fingers, and the rope unravels from the grip they had on Odin and bor. while the men are distracted, Odin, Loki and bor leave. The old man declares that the gold will be all his. Fafnir disagrees, and then stabs his father with a sword, killing him. Regin is shocked. Fafnir laughs, before turning into a dragon, before taking the gold and flying to a distant cave. After a few years, Regin grows older. He adopts a child called Sigurd, who he raises telling about the horrible dragon Fafnir that lives in a distant cave. Sigurd grows up strong, training for the day he would kill the evil dragon Fafnir and avenge Reginโ€™s father. He did not know Fafnir was regins brother. End of part 3
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yesman ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-03-15 23:08 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช
Part two of the Norse myth
Loki knew of a river where there was a shapeshifting dwarf, who went by the name andvarri. But to catch him, would be impossible. He goes to the ocean, where he talks to the goddess of the sea. He tricks her, saying that the dwarf andvarri was bad mouthing her, saying he was richer. So the goddess of the sea gives Loki a rope to capture andvarri. He heads to the river where he throws the net, and catches a large fish, who morphs back into his regular dwarfish shape. Loki agrees to let him go if he shows Loki where he keeps his gold, to which andvarri agrees. Loki goes inside the waterfall, where there were heaps and heaps of gold. Loki takes it all, but before he leaves, he notices a ring on andvarriโ€™s finger. He decides to take it too. But andvarri explains the ring is what he uses to make gold, and without it he would be poor. Regardless, Loki takes the ring. Andvarri is so angry, he curses the ring. Loki heads back with the gold to the cabin. End of part 2
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yesman ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-03-15 23:02 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช
Since some people wanted to hear the story, hereโ€™s how it goes. Loki, born and Odin were in Midgard and felt hungry. Loki saw an otter with a fish in his mouth, so he threw a stone at its head and killed it, before eating the fish. They saw a cabin and went to it, disguising themselves as humans. an old man answered. They asked to rest in his home in exchange for the pelt of the otter Loki killed. The man lets them in and they all sit in chairs and rest. When they wake up, they are tied to the chairs and canโ€™t break free. The old man was a wizard, and the otter Loki killed was actually his shape shifting son. The ropes were in fact magic ropes that even they couldnโ€™t break free from. The old man had two sons, Fafnir and Regin. They were both enraged that the gods killed their brother. They make a deal that Loki must go out and find enough gold to fill the otters pelt and cover it too. Loki leaves the cabin while bor and Odin are still stuck there. End of part 1
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yesman ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-03-15 08:44 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช
I know a full Norse myth off by heart if anybody would like to hear it
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yesman ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-03-01 16:34 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช
Why are people horny now we were playing gartic phone just a second ago and everyone was happy and sober and not horny WHAT HAPPENED????
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yesman ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-03-01 11:44 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช
How many people do we need to start garlic phone??
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yesman ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-02-27 22:24 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช
Join the #koolkidsklub the super exclusive and awesome club that is 100x cooler than just the boring lame #coolclub #kkk

My humour is corny as shit ๐Ÿฅ€
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yesman ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-02-27 21:10 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช
Any lonely hearts out here or just me hehehe
Iโ€™m sorry Iโ€™ll go back in my cardboard box
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yesman ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-02-27 02:05 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช
Ask a question and Iโ€™ll answer it with 100% honesty
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yesman ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-02-27 01:29 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช
daily reminder that you are HANDSOME and EXCITING. never let anyone tell you youโ€™re LAZY and POINTLESS.
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yesman ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-02-27 01:16 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช
I will say yes to everything
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