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wakenbake 🌟

16 followers 9 following 208 posts 147 Posts 1 Repost 60 Replies 449 likes 21 muting 3 muted 0 ⚝ tags 0 ✕ tags 
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-05-14 09:09 🇺🇸
also I think I fucked up my ACL in my sleep??
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-05-14 09:05 🇺🇸
Tonight I have to make pretzel buns and cookies and maybe hubby will put me in charge of the Mac and cheese. Je suis fatigue.
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-05-13 05:32 🇺🇸
If you could re-do life with the knowledge and skills you currently have, would you?
Yes 54%
No 12%
Yes, only if I can have a new body/family 33%
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-05-13 05:28 🇺🇸
I just went through all my favorite candies and it looks like if I want dessert I'll have to cook it myself
TT-TT
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-05-13 00:13 🇺🇸
Shot in the dark but has anyone been in the big brother/big sister program? I'm thinking of signing up to help support an LGBTQ+ kid if possible
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-05-11 22:20 🇺🇸
"I was taking diet pills not because I wanted to lose weight, but because I preferred them to ADHD medication"

I dont know how much of this self help diet book i should be trusting
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-05-11 08:10 🇺🇸
I just heard the phrase "guest bong" and man when I start smoking again...
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wakenbake 🌟 reposted 2026-05-10 22:08 🇺🇸
Update: his dad removed/relocated the deer skull(s) and we found a raccoon one instead. MIL and GIL were really happy to see us
wakenbake 🌟 2026-05-10 16:27 🇺🇸
About to go grab a deer skull my husband hid in the tree in the woods by his childhood home

Happy mother's day
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-05-10 16:27 🇺🇸
About to go grab a deer skull my husband hid in the tree in the woods by his childhood home

Happy mother's day
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-05-09 01:43 🇺🇸
I've decided I'm going to change my transition goals from "neighborhood wizard" to "deadbeat dad". I have already ordered my weed shirt and I am working on my goatee
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-05-08 05:54 🇺🇸
Choose an ending for planet Earth:
sun dies 12%
big ass asteroid 2 32%
Everybody Nukes 16%
simulation crashes 40%
25 votes
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-05-07 06:06 🇺🇸
Trying so hard to be normal about my commission when every time I get an update I want to scream
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-05-06 23:25 🇺🇸
There's something about the stand mixer that makes me want to stick my finger in there knowing it would fuck my whole shit up
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-05-06 07:32 🇺🇸
I don't know how long I can call this state home. I'm trying to hold onto hope. If I have to drive to another state for my medicine I'll do it but man...
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-05-05 05:23 🇺🇸
What kind of cake should I make for my team meeting thursday
burnt sugar cake 36%
chocolate cake 24%
vanilla cake 16%
secret 4th thing (suggestion) 24%
25 votes
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-05-05 00:51 🇺🇸
If your best friend confessed to you that they are a serial killer, would you turn them in?
Yes 9%
No 48%
No as long as it is for justice 22%
don't care/see votes 22%
23 votes
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-05-04 12:22 🇺🇸
I got distracted by the portraits of the president and VP and went the wrong direction in the govt building. Whoever is controlling me in this simulation can you delete me right now
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-05-04 11:28 🇺🇸
I'm having a bad day and I also get to go to the social security office
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-05-02 23:50 🇺🇸
Hubby has no idea I'm taking him to get a kitten for his bday 😈
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-05-02 10:31 🇺🇸
If this cake doesn't turn out well I will be on the news
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